All time favourite - the Carling one where the bewer puts her glass eye in her pint, necks it and slaps the back of her head when it reappears in her eye socket.

I used to like the McEwans 'Chinheads' band.

Newcastle Exhibition, when the geordie takes the pint out of his mate's head, who then turns into an odious cockney wide boy. 'Ducking and diving, dodging a bit' etc.

The one with the song about going to Russia - McEwans?
Red squares dead square
We know that for a fact
No McEwans Best in the Warsaw Pact
They've just got propaganda
Not proper geordie brew

And that's all I can remember of the words. It used to be on all the time, possibly during kids telly ad breaks.

Heres the best one EVER bar none:

http://www.tvwhirl.org/tvwhirl.php?file=tesadverts/bestscotch1990.mp4&yturl=-hWgfooPbP4&ytext=0

Carling Black Label - Mission Impossible with the squirrel........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06S24aOqd6Q

Castlemaine XXXX - Now that was a nice pint, I don't know anywhere in town where you can get it now that Yates have stopped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XYtu45OfCI

The Carlsberg ones from the past couple of years were also good....

Quality

it was actually a bit cheaper than that before they took it out of Yates, apparently no one used to drink it. You can't even get the stuff in Walkabout in Durham. I can't understand why, I've never had a shitty pint of XXXX.......

jacko from brush strokes and the harp ads

I've got this friend called Malcolm, well I wouldn't say he's tight,
But his wallet would make a quiet place for moths to spend the night,
He's first out of the taxi and last into the pub,
Then says "I'd like to buy a drink but" (and here's the rub)
He's "just a little short right now" and could he "have a sub?"
I stood him for another and he swore he'd "get them in"
Then, going over to the mic, I announced above the din:
"Tonight is Malcolm's birthday and the drinks are all on him."

Harp — stays sharp to the bottom of the glass.

Loved the one with the ski jumping kangaroo at the time, probably not as funny now though

Florida is horrider than Whitley Bay [dropped this line into the 'yank pun thread']
No MacEwans best Scotch in the USA

That XXXX one where the two Aussie's are out on horses and one gets thrown over the cliff. The other one hears him shouting 'Snnnoooowwwyyyy' and goes careering down the mountainside, squashes his pods on a bush and then spots his mate wedged up in a tree and says 'what??'

'I can see the pub from here......'

The XXXX one where the pile the pick-up high with cans and put a couple of bottles of sherry in for the ladies....the van collapses....

'I think we've over done it with the sherry'!!!!

Have a look at the YouTube link above Muts...

Oh right!!!!

I remember this one but didn't realise it got banned....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=sl3fCZuZ9nY

It's banned in China....

Have a look at this one....it's not beer but it's a beauty....

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2030987103

I dont get that?

What was that woman doing? Had she fallen asleep or something or was she trying to hot-wire the car?

Got to agree that's my fave!!!