We really are a pack of total ............

Twilight Zone · **Joined:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:06 pm **Posts:** 1428

wankers! We get girls pregnant and guess what we are always the heroes!! Why? Oh yes we had to point the swimmers to the golden egg

All we do especially on nights out is find a girl we believe is a bit of alright ( despite the fact our partners at home are normally better looking etc) and find a place any place to bang her in a toilet / bk lane / bus shelter or behind a tree etc. I have made these mistakes many many times over and despite being present at all my children s births I feel really guilty after watching a dvd my mate sent me this week about the serious nature of childbirth and how complicated it really is ( I feel like a complete twat I really do ) despite the fact we had quite a few scares during births. We really are a pack of complete soft twats who pretend to be hard etc. Our lass your lass your sister your mother and every single woman who has had a baby is so so much tougher than our brain could ever imagine and that is FACT! Rant over

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:03 am

You have found your feminine side at last, watch loose women at lunch time with a latte, when it`s finished, go to a full length mirror open your zip and remember you are the hunter gatherer banghead

demented twig · **Joined:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:09 pm **Posts:** 1043

it cant be that complicated,women have been giving birth for literally thousands of years!

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:07 am

I've been constipated all week.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:10 am

What about the free council house and benefits they get.

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:24 am

When our lass complains of stomach pains during her 'monthlies', I just tell her to imagine having to shave everyday. It soon puts a bit of mild tummy ache once a month into perspective.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Fri Jan 16, 2015 10:20 am

What about needing to masturbate on the sly on a regular basis? Proper bind that is.

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:48 am

Twilight Zone wrote:

wankers! We get girls pregnant and guess what we are always the heroes!! Why? Oh yes we had to point the swimmers to the golden egg

All we do especially on nights out is find a girl we believe is a bit of alright ( despite the fact our partners at home are normally better looking etc) and find a place any place to bang her in a toilet / bk lane / bus shelter or behind a tree etc. I have made these mistakes many many times over and despite being present at all my children s births I feel really guilty after watching a dvd my mate sent me this week about the serious nature of childbirth and how complicated it really is ( I feel like a complete twat I really do ) despite the fact we had quite a few scares during births. We really are a pack of complete soft twats who pretend to be hard etc. Our lass your lass your sister your mother and every single woman who has had a baby is so so much tougher than our brain could ever imagine and that is FACT! Rant over

Speak for yourself and not others! refred

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Too right mr blue.

Cant say i've ever done the dirty in a bus stop.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Jan 16, 2015 1:55 pm

Yubep wrote:

Too right mr blue.

Cant say i've ever done the dirty in a bus stop.

Must be the younger generation, when I was a slim 20 year old I banged a sort in a phone box and then rang her a taxi, true gent

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

Ched is that you?...................................Ched........................................

Kevin Dixon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:04 am **Posts:** 1432

Twilight Zone wrote:

wankers! We get girls pregnant and guess what we are always the heroes!! Why? Oh yes we had to point the swimmers to the golden egg

All we do especially on nights out is find a girl we believe is a bit of alright ( despite the fact our partners at home are normally better looking etc) and find a place any place to bang her in a toilet / bk lane / bus shelter or behind a tree etc. I have made these mistakes many many times over and despite being present at all my children s births I feel really guilty after watching a dvd my mate sent me this week about the serious nature of childbirth and how complicated it really is ( I feel like a complete twat I really do ) despite the fact we had quite a few scares during births. We really are a pack of complete soft twats who pretend to be hard etc. Our lass your lass your sister your mother and every single woman who has had a baby is so so much tougher than our brain could ever imagine and that is FACT! Rant over

Are you sure the kids are yours, stranger things have happened in bus shelters.

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