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 Post subject: Al Murray
PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 10:47 pm 
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Is standing against and making it clear what a fool Farrage is. Saying 'It seems to me that the UK is ready for a bloke waving a pint around, offering common sense solutions'

AL MURRAY'S FUKP MANIFESTO

CURRENCY

The pound will be revalued at £1.10, so it will now be worth 10p more.

NHS

If you come to A&E and it's neither an accident nor an emergency, then you will be sent to a random hospital department to be practised on.

FOREIGN POLICY

Germany has been too quiet for too long. Just saying.

IMMIGRATION

The reason they are coming here is because this is the greatest country in the world. The only way to stop them is for a government to change that and make things a whole lot worse.

EUROPE

Greece to be bought and operated by Kent County Council. Couldn't be worse. Someone to do the bins at least.

LAW AND ORDER

Unemployment causes crime: I propose to lock up the unemployed
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Al Murray
PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 10:52 pm 
I've never found Al Murray funny like!!!! confised
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Gibsons Beard
 Post subject: Re: Al Murray
PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 11:38 pm 
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I concur Mr hound

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Grayhoundend
 Post subject: Re: Al Murray
PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 11:28 am 
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He also said blah blah blah muslum muslum muslum blah blah blah.
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born toulouse
 Post subject: Re: Al Murray
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Thought he was funny at first but he ran out of steam until Farrage arrived spouting the same daft crap but being taken seriously. I applaud Murray's twin-pronged approach that combines mocking the stupidity of UKIP with brazen self-promotion.
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Montpoolier
 Post subject: Re: Al Murray
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Grayhoundend wrote:
He also said blah blah blah muslum muslum muslum blah blah blah.

Is that your parody of him or what he actually said? Which one said it anyway?

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Chrissy Stevo
 Post subject: Re: Al Murray
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Probably the least funny comedian around at the moment.


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LoyalMonkey1908
 Post subject: Re: Al Murray
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Aye, proper shit craic on his part. But that's the norm for him.
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Soma
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Always quite liked Al Murray, found this amusing. He should probably move onto a different character now mind, the Al Murray parody has had its day.
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