What's Been Happening????

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2015 11:01 am

I've had no Internet, no Phone and no Telly for nearly 2 weeks and as I don't read newspapers or watch the news I haven't got a clue what's been happening at Pools and in the World!!!! confised

I've read about 9 books and watched over 20 Films and Documentaries like....it's been bliss!!!!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Nowt really.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Featherstone signed for another month.

I think.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Mellish has been released

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Brandy has too.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Easter has signed for Bristol Rovers

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2015 11:32 am

Ther was a major National Police Hunt for a missing Hartlepool supporter.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2015 11:48 am

Steve Howard re-signed but then left a few days later as it's still too soon.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22681

I'm holding a 'we resigned Humphreys' party this Friday.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I went to Sambucas.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

The hospital is still shut and the little turncoat Wright is still our MP

WGAFF · **Joined:** Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:51 pm **Posts:** 282

Muslim extremists have killed at least another 2000 innocents in the past two weeks..

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2015 12:55 pm

We actually won a game

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I made a great friend in jack compton

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

I put myself forward as Fans Representative by saying I wouldnt put myself forward as Fans Representative in the hope that I would be offered the job as Fans Representative then turn it down, because I am indeed "The Voice Of The Fans". Apparently...

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

ElvisC wrote:

I put myself forward as Fans Representative by saying I wouldnt put myself forward as Fans Representative in the hope that I would be offered the job as Fans Representative then turn it down, because I am indeed "The Voice Of The Fans". Apparently...

How self obsessed of you.

Wommers · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2015 1:09 pm

mickey fisher ate his own socks, as well as his mate's

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2015 1:42 pm

Archduke Ferdinand's been shot.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2015 2:12 pm

Dibble is now an ambassador for Dyke House.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2015 2:20 pm

One of the below is true:

They found a double decker on the moon (not a bus, the chocolate bar)

Freddie Star admitted eating a beaver

Macauly Culkin died

Pools won a game

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

It's official! Sir Ritchie got knighted for services to sport in the New Year Honours list

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

And the Queen's going to say "Arise Sir Beetroot Face."

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22681

No, she'll say arise you beetroot faced, badge kissing, backstabbing, self promoting, pitch blubbing like a daft lass twat

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

pooliecrab wrote:

ElvisC wrote:

I put myself forward as Fans Representative by saying I wouldnt put myself forward as Fans Representative in the hope that I would be offered the job as Fans Representative then turn it down, because I am indeed "The Voice Of The Fans". Apparently...

How self obsessed of you.

Apparently so!

klinger · **Joined:** Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:27 pm **Posts:** 1589

Ched Evans out of prison and receiving punishment.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

He's now changed his name to Ed Chevans and has become a women's rights activist.

Wommers · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2015 4:01 pm

There was thing about Ched Evans, the footballer who used to play for Sheff Utd. He was released from prison after being convicted for rape and apparently some football teams have tried to sign him. You'd have never known because hardly anyone from the local or national press, or all platforms of social media, have talked about it.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Mad John is still to blame for everything that goes wrong in the world.. The bastad

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2015 4:30 pm

Steven Gerrard has died.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Horden and Spender have had message board break downs, Spender still pops in once a week to insult people, and when I say people I mean Chip.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:19 pm

Some French magazine has improved sales by 300%, just by drawing pictures of Muslims

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Mutley was spotted on the morrisons self serv.

No problems either.

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MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2015 7:32 am

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2015 1:54 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

:-D

you got a season ticket now mutters?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Jan 17, 2015 9:34 pm

I have....hasn't been used the last 2 Home games like!!!! confised

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