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hooter66 · **Joined:** Sun May 20, 2007 1:38 pm **Posts:** 23

Pooliekev wrote:

leedsRslickers wrote:

...and i can just point out you are so fooking dead the next time I see thee Billy lad. refred

Do either of you two know Billy Casper?? :roll:

Isn't he that ghost ? :shock:

hooter66 · **Joined:** Sun May 20, 2007 1:38 pm **Posts:** 23

leedsRslickers wrote:

...and i can just point out you are so fooking dead the next time I see thee Billy lad. refred

So Slicks, your attempt to disguise yourself as a down-to-earth , gonad-scratching blerk has floundered somewhat now Billy has exposed you as LUFC's very own pin-up girl ? :grin:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon May 21, 2007 10:59 am

Eeee, where to start. :roll:

No Billy Caspar is not the ghost but he did seem to talk like thar lot. :razz:

No, Billy Elliot has got fook all to do with it. He was a mincing Mag barcode much the same as they all are.

Tubby, one smell of sexual deviancy and you were over there like a shot as you are the tugboat to my ocean liner. You were just hoping to cop for one of my cast-offs like the fookin tripe hound that you are. :evil:

Walsallmom · **Posted:** Mon May 21, 2007 11:08 am

Well I go away for a couple of days and come back to an invasion of Leeds :roll:

leedsRslickers · **Posted:** Mon May 21, 2007 11:08 am

hooter66 wrote:

So Slicks, your attempt to disguise yourself as a down-to-earth , gonad-scratching blerk has floundered somewhat now Billy has exposed you as LUFC's very own pin-up girl ? :grin:

This is t'internet Hoots. I can be anything I want to be. :sweeeet:

Have you noticed the locals have labelled us as dirty leeds by the way?

Admin - any chance we could we at least have it in Latin?

Immunda Leodis if you please.

hooter66 · **Joined:** Sun May 20, 2007 1:38 pm **Posts:** 23

leedsRslickers wrote:

hooter66 wrote:

So Slicks, your attempt to disguise yourself as a down-to-earth , gonad-scratching blerk has floundered somewhat now Billy has exposed you as LUFC's very own pin-up girl ? :grin:

This is t'internet Hoots. I can be anything I want to be. :sweeeet:

Have you noticed the locals have labelled us as dirty leeds by the way?

Admin - any chance we could we at least have it in Latin?

Immunda Leodis if you please.

Hadn't noticed that..never learnt how to do avatars and all that stuff might try one day..I see you have popped Sir Jeff on yours just so as the fella knows he has an admirer when he pops by ? :razz:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon May 21, 2007 12:05 pm

ADG wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Tubby, one smell of sexual deviancy and you were over there like a shot as you are the tugboat to my ocean liner. You were just hoping to cop for one of my cast-offs like the fookin tripe hound that you are. :evil:

Kev..............I love you. :laugh:

And I can't blame you. :wink:

hooter66 · **Joined:** Sun May 20, 2007 1:38 pm **Posts:** 23

chip fireball wrote:

i read that damned united " novel " earlier in the year. it was about leeds in their pomp. when i were a lad they were the bollocks. harvey reaney cooper bremner charlton hunter lorimer clark jones giles gray sub madeley. i can name the team off the top of my head over 30 years on.

still cant get my head around the fact that we will be playing them in league games next season.

having said that when we played them 10 months ago in that friendly you could see they were in trouble. they had blake and healey up front who were bobbins, and the likes of elliott, stone, sullivan and kelly playing who were way past their sell by dates. they looked like the worst leeds team i had ever seen and clearly played like it for the rest of the season.

It sure did..thought the book was a great read, didn't you ?
What the hell Billy would have made of certain parts of last season lord only knows...he was once described as 5' 5" inches of coiled barbed wire by Michael Parkinson..some of those playing last season were more like 6' of cotton wool.. :roll:

billyisgod · **Joined:** Thu May 17, 2007 3:13 pm **Posts:** 90

leedsRslickers wrote:

...and i can just point out you are so fooking dead the next time I see thee Billy lad. refred

would this be the usual leather, whips and chains dead or are you going to be trying out some new genital clamps on me? :sweeeet:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon May 21, 2007 4:49 pm

Cornelius!!!!!!

C'MERE!!!!!!! :shock:

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

Sounds a lot like the Leeds Utd team I saw play Chelsea in the 1970 cup final at Wembley, my first ever visit to the home of football.

leedsRslickers · **Posted:** Mon May 21, 2007 6:08 pm

billyisgod wrote:

would this be the usual leather, whips and chains dead or are you going to be trying out some new genital clamps on me? :sweeeet:

It's just as well i've already warned the good folk of the Bunker not to believe a freaking word you say. :roll:

billyisgod · **Joined:** Thu May 17, 2007 3:13 pm **Posts:** 90

ADG wrote:

Trouble is we want to believe him. :laugh:

mate you wouldnt believe what she can do with a screwdriver, a pair of long nosed snips and an unusually shaped parsnip! :uhoh:

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Tue May 22, 2007 9:08 am

billyisgod wrote:

ADG wrote:

Trouble is we want to believe him. :laugh:

mate you wouldnt believe what she can do with a screwdriver, a pair of long nosed snips and an unusually shaped parsnip! :uhoh:

would these be roasted parsnips, with horse radish? mmmmmmmmmm

billyisgod · **Joined:** Thu May 17, 2007 3:13 pm **Posts:** 90

mred wrote:

billyisgod wrote:

ADG wrote:

Trouble is we want to believe him. :laugh:

mate you wouldnt believe what she can do with a screwdriver, a pair of long nosed snips and an unusually shaped parsnip! :uhoh:

would these be roasted parsnips, with horse radish? mmmmmmmmmm

they could be! with slickers anything is possible :grin:

leedsRslickers · **Posted:** Tue May 22, 2007 11:57 am

Stroll on. banghead

Where's Hoots when I could use some backup? :roll:

Billy lad - coming to any pre-season games? I think I could manage to find an unusually shaped parsnip to stick it where the sun don't shine before August.

billyisgod · **Joined:** Thu May 17, 2007 3:13 pm **Posts:** 90

leedsRslickers wrote:

Billy lad - coming to any pre-season games? I think I could manage to find an unusually shaped parsnip to stick it where the sun don't shine before August.

parsnips are so 2006 babe, i am into exotic fruits now, do you have any mangos? :grin:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 9:58 am

billyisgod wrote:

leedsRslickers wrote:

Billy lad - coming to any pre-season games? I think I could manage to find an unusually shaped parsnip to stick it where the sun don't shine before August.

parsnips are so 2006 babe, i am into exotic fruits now, do you have any mangos? :grin:

We've got a fridge full. :wink:

Where do I send 'em?? :sweeeet:

billyisgod · **Joined:** Thu May 17, 2007 3:13 pm **Posts:** 90

Pooliekev wrote:

billyisgod wrote:

leedsRslickers wrote:

Billy lad - coming to any pre-season games? I think I could manage to find an unusually shaped parsnip to stick it where the sun don't shine before August.

parsnips are so 2006 babe, i am into exotic fruits now, do you have any mangos? :grin:

We've got a fridge full. :wink:

Where do I send 'em?? :sweeeet:

the peacock beer garden, elland road, leeds, before the first home game next season. slickers bring yer boots lass were going in! :razz:

leedsRslickers · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 11:23 am

I'd concentrate on wearing the old tin hat before yer boots Billy - something tells me you're going to need one. :sweeeet:

He's right though - a few of us from TEAB/WACCOE do meet up pre-game in the Peacock beer garden to which you will all be welcome to come and join us.

We had a stonking meet up with the Wendys last season. Just a shame it completely slipped my mind to invite Billy along really. :laugh:

leedsRslickers · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 11:56 am

Depends how many of you there are ADG. The Peacock is meant to be home fans only but I can't remember a matchday without away fans in the grounds enjoying a drink (and rightly so). They sell cans out of the doors at the back and thats where most folk get served from as it's rammed inside.

That said, we had maybe 30 Wendys turn up from Rivals to meet us so we went to another pub down the road that happily serves home/away fans.

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