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Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

First day pairings have been announced.

Looking forward to this.......A LOT.

You lot carry on arguing about health and safety and all that.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Can you put this golf nonsense in just 1 thread I don't wanna see 20 threads a day on this sport for gays

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Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

I am disappointed in you.

I thought you were a proper bloke.......not one of these who have no hand eye coordination so claim other sports are shit.

Infact I am very upset at this news.

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Sep 25, 2014 5:34 pm

I'm not sure how healthy and safe three people crammed behind a settee is like..... confised

yloop · **Posted:** Thu Sep 25, 2014 5:38 pm

Yubep wrote:

Can you put this golf nonsense in just 1 thread I don't wanna see 20 threads a day on this sport for gays

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You sure?

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

That opening ceremony is quite possibly the most awkward/cringeworthy/embarrassing thing I have ever seen.

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Sep 25, 2014 5:49 pm

Rory McIlroy is well gay. All that time he was bending Caroline Wozniaki out of shape was all a facade.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

PJPoolie wrote:

That opening ceremony is quite possibly the most awkward/cringeworthy/embarrassing thing I have ever seen.

It was like. Thank god I was hid behind the sofa.

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Sep 25, 2014 6:24 pm

How would you know? Was Mr Fatman or Mrs Grabec keeping you up to date while you were nicking their picnic?

The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

Spender wrote:

How would you know? Was Mr Fatman or Mrs Grabec keeping you up to date while you were nicking their picnic?

Dr Fatman to you, thank you very much.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:17 pm

Sorry Doc. :shifty:

It must be getting a bit sweaty behind there by now.

By the way Europe are 5-3 up.

Ritchies birthmark · **Joined:** Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:31 am **Posts:** 5637

Had 20 on 5-3 at 6/1. Lucky as fuck to get it as a needed Mcilroy/Garcia to half there match and they were 2 down with 2 to play.

On 9 1/2-6 1/2 today 5/1

grabec · **Posted:** Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:53 am

Spender wrote:

It must be getting a bit sweaty behind there by now.

Not at all. We are all still dew-fresh and totally fragrant. Especially me.

However the doctor and I have had to speak severely to Dibble on a number of occasions about the weird contents of the sandwiches. I don't know how we're expected to mount protests on this sort of diet.

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:27 pm

Tennis ball butties? He'll eat owt, him.

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