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 Post subject: Chris Tarrant arrested in Nottingham
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:27 am 
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Apparently for throwing a knife or a fork at a fellow diner. I reckon this could be quite amusing if this goes to court:

Mr Tarrant, how do you plead?
Not guilty sir,
Is that you final answer?
Yes
Do you want to phone a friend? ermmm I mean consult with your barrister?

Onto the trial................

Lets ask the audience, I mean jury. Guilty or not guilty?
The auidience says guilty on a 10/2 verdict.

Mr Tarrant, I am of a mind to sentence you to 6 month imprisonment. BUT WE DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU THAT!!


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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:25 pm 
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Mr Tarrant you shall be taken from this court to a place of confinement where you will spend the next 6 month in fear of being humped & thumped

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:23 pm 
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What about the trial of the extremely sexually-deviant prostitute?
In summing up the judge said, "You shall be hereby taken from this place, to another place, namely my place. Take her down."

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:59 pm 
parmopooly wrote:
What about the trial of the extremely sexually-deviant prostitute?
In summing up the judge said, "You shall be hereby taken from this place, to another place, namely my place. Take her down."


Must have been a male prostitute of there was a judge involved. :roll:


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