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 Post subject: Nile Ranger
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:37 pm 
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How many chances does this cretin get?? Questioned on suspicion of rape..

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-ea ... -32677822/

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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:51 pm 
Saw on facebook we'd been trying to get him on loan. Doesn't like me very much.


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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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A geordie fans opinion of Nile Ranger....WARNING contains foul and abusive language from the beginning


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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:06 pm 
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I have heard he is Bear Chedder

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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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Is this a photo of him doing a poo?

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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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Fetish_Bob wrote:
A geordie fans opinion of Nile Ranger....WARNING contains foul and abusive language from the beginning



Hang on one second...how come you're allowed to post that video despite it being removed when Paulus the woodgnome put it on the forum? A bit of double standards if you ask me, especially since you're in the clique.

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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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Hang on one second...how come you're allowed to post that video despite it being removed when Paulus the woodgnome put it on the forum? A bit of double standards if you ask me, especially since you're in the clique.


If it hurts you that much I can put you in the banned from the bunker clique.

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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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alienlife wrote:
TheTruthHurts wrote:
Hang on one second...how come you're allowed to post that video despite it being removed when Paulus the woodgnome put it on the forum? A bit of double standards if you ask me, especially since you're in the clique.


If it hurts you that much I can put you in the banned from the bunker clique.


I can't be 100% sure Mr Life, but I do suspect that there is the possibility that Mr Hurts might not be all there.

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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:32 pm 
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He's a loid

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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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He's a divvy loid

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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:34 pm 
Joe Mac wrote:
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He's a mivvi lolly


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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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Waste of space and effort-just the sort that confirms what people think of footballers-never heard anything positive about him, goes from one piece of bad behaviour to another constantly!

Not a good week for Footballers: 3 Brighton players on sex charges, Hazard kicking the ball boy (he looks a right little twat mind you! and daddy is a Swansea director).


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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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TheTruthHurts wrote:
Fetish_Bob wrote:
A geordie fans opinion of Nile Ranger....WARNING contains foul and abusive language from the beginning



Hang on one second...how come you're allowed to post that video despite it being removed when Paulus the woodgnome put it on the forum? A bit of double standards if you ask me, especially since you're in the clique.


...No TTH I removed it myself due to the heavy language. :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:20 pm 
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Nile ranger is a disgrace. Annoys me when clubs stand by little shits like him. He's a wrong in. Should have been kicked out awhile ago.


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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:23 pm 
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I'd honestly never heard of Nile Ranger before this post. When I saw the title I thought it was some Indiana Jones kind of thing.

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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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Just doesn't know when to stop does he..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-21785150

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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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UEFA Agent ‏@AgentUEFA 14h Nile Ranger is set to sign for Hartlepool #pools

A joke? Hope so

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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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He is a cretin of the highest order and I dont want him at the club.

However would he score goals at this level probably.

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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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Has he scored goals anywhere?

Hopefully a load of bollocks

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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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He scored a few for Sheff Wed didnt he?

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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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No thanks and that's nothing to do with the latest allegations against him. His wannabe gangsta image is enough to put me off.

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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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He scored a few for Sheff Wed didnt he?



2.

Arrested at 15 for a street robbery.
Arrested for assualt leaving a man unconcious.
Arrested for drunk and disordily.
Posts pictures on twitter with a gun.
Homophobic comments on twitter
Arrested for breaching his bail.
Kicked someones door in and got arrested for criminal damage.
Arrested on suspicion of rape
Arrested on suspicion of assault.

Classy.

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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:56 pm 
Give the guy a chance, he may be what we need, an aggressive forward :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:14 pm 
Have got children or sisters and want him anywhere near them?? bbolt


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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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Genuinely hope this is not true


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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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He's a lunatic this lad. A bad influence. Not the kind of player we want representing the calm, collected, rational and intellectual peoples of Hartlepool.


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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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if he misbehaved to such an extent when he was earning fuck knows how much a week - I doubt he will have learned his lesson, or ever will learn it....

Luscombe showed that if you are too dense to see the benefit of changing your ways, it makes no difference that you're in the last chance saloon or not

This Ranger bloke is clearly thick as fuck... and I would hope CC and CH can see this and wouldn't go anywhere near the fucker

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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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Apparently joining Leeds..... Match made in heaven..

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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 6:21 pm 
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Having a trial at Leeds now. One without a jury this time.


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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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Anyone know if Leeds are after him?


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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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I heard from a good sauce Nile Leeds is having a trial at Rangers!! :liar:

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Wasn't Nile Ranger a character Michael Douglas once played in a film?

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 Post subject: Re: Nile Ranger
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I thught it was Tonto's mate.


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