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Andy Dibbles Gloves
 Post subject: Shola Ameobi
PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2014 4:31 pm 
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About to be released by Newcastle

Rumours eh?

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 Post subject: Re: Shola Ameobi
PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2014 4:41 pm 
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He's about to go to a world cup too, and is probably used to earning about 20k a week.

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 Post subject: Re: Shola Ameobi
PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2014 5:45 pm 
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There is more chance of me getting a blow job from each member of little mix.

But if we did sign him can I be the first to predict the MHT will hate him.

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 Post subject: Re: Shola Ameobi
PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2014 5:54 pm 
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There is more chance of me getting a blow job from each member of little mix.

But if we did sign him can I be the first to predict the MHT will hate him.


I really hope we've learned our lesson with over the hill former big stars.

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alleztfc
 Post subject: Re: Shola Ameobi
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Won't be happening but League Two would collectively pap its trolleys if we did get him.

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sam collin's ugly brother
 Post subject: Re: Shola Ameobi
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
alienlife wrote:
There is more chance of me getting a blow job from each member of little mix.

But if we did sign him can I be the first to predict the MHT will hate him.


I really hope we've learned our lesson with over the hill former big stars.


As much as I think he is poor for the premier league he would be fantastic at league two level. A different league to the like of howard. He is far too expensive anyway

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yloop
 Post subject: Re: Shola Ameobi
PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2014 6:56 pm 
He's been coming here for the past 4 seasons :laugh:
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alienlife
 Post subject: Re: Shola Ameobi
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yloop wrote:
He's been coming here for the past 4 seasons :laugh:


To be fair he's struggled to find a bus that runs via the Ground, Marina, Throston Bookies and the Staincliffe.

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yloop
 Post subject: Re: Shola Ameobi
PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2014 7:04 pm 
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Montpoolier
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
alienlife wrote:
There is more chance of me getting a blow job from each member of little mix.
But if we did sign him can I be the first to predict the MHT will hate him.

I really hope we've learned our lesson with over the hill former big stars.


You're a bit harsh on Little Mix calling them over the hill.

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Tax Paying Poolie
 Post subject: Re: Shola Ameobi
PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2014 10:48 am 
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Is this thread even real?

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PJPoolie
 Post subject: Re: Shola Ameobi
PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2014 11:23 am 
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It's about as real as it was five years ago :laugh:

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=24879&p=289614&hilit=Shola+Ameobi#p289614

It's even funnier the fact that Mackem fan who was saying he'd have been a shit signing then that he's went on to score a hat full of goals against Sunderland in the also rans bald men fighting over a comb Tyne Wear derby I reckon they are the only team he scores against.

Anyway I don't want him as he will start the season suspended.
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Andy Dibbles Gloves
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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2014 12:21 pm 
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Jesus, you say something simple, and everyone puts two and two together and get about 300.

Mind you he will be at the world cup, so may miss Pools first training session.

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Wheres Michael Mols at these days?

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Has the Michael Bridges rumour started yet? If not i've just seen him in Throston bookies putting £20,000 on England to win the World Cup
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Also Peter Beardsley has thrown his hat in to the ring for the vacant Assistant Manager's job
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 Post subject: Re: Shola Ameobi
PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2014 4:20 pm 
Rochdale. :roll:
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