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 Post subject: Surely not...
PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 4:25 pm 
http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/sport/f ... -1-6588089

So our best player and brightest prospect in a long time is dedicating his awards to someone who is a pumped up geography teacher... Any thoughts ADG? :laugh:


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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 4:47 pm 
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jesus fucking christ.

I hope walker is on the released list for that nonsense.

"He helped me get on the plane to Holland".

There will be people all over Hartlepool despairing at this one.

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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 4:50 pm 
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I could tell you what the scouts at the Boro think of him but you probably wouldnt believe me.

And I am not talking about Brad Walker here.

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 Post subject: Re: Surely not...
PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 5:14 pm 
:laugh:

Super bite there!


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 Post subject: Re: Surely not...
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:laugh:

To be fair, I have got 750 coaches from various kids footy teams around town forcing me to say it.

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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 5:38 pm 
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Let's weigh up some evidence here then decide whether Dibble is going to like him or not;

* Involved in Pools youth set up
* Used to work at Dyke House
* Apparently likes gravy
* On a Sunday dinner while watching Andy Carroll try to win flick on's in a 4-5-1 formation

What do we think?


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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 6:10 pm 
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You see he was ok, till I found out about his gravy fetish.

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 Post subject: Re: Surely not...
PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 6:24 pm 
I heard he has paid more than £4 for a pint of Peroni and didn't complain.


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And eats the odd salad from time to time.

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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 7:37 pm 
John Hewitson once finished off the elephants leg in a kebab house while Mr ADG was three back in the queue and had to settle for salad in a pitta. With chilli sauce.

They'll never see eye to eye again. :roll:


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you lot are not making me like this bloke any better here. Some might think you are doing this on purpose.

Luckily I believe everything that is posted.

Next you will be telling me he is related to that evil MadJohn

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You do know he'll be gettimg fish for his tea tomorrow as well don't you?

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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2014 8:43 am 
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MadJohn wrote:
He reviewed Streetcore for Uncut magazine and gave it 3/10


Ha. Nobody is THAT dumb. Got you. :naughty:

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