I had to present in front of 32 colleagues yesterday.

Now two things strike me, anyone experienced with this sort of thing who could advise?:

1. Is it possible to make power point presentations engaging?
2. And how do people do these things when they know for a fact no fucker is remotely interested?

And my phone just wont stop ringing.

Was this a presentation to slag kids off in your football team?

I have never slagged kids off in any footy team. And I have never named kids on this forum.

Now go away you annoying girl.

1. Only if you don't do that thing where you say what is on the screen as if people can't read. So really that means no, but you can do a good interesting talk with a power point behind you.

2. They are getting paid for doing a dull job so they don't give a shit if anybody is interested, they just want to cross it off a list.

Yes. About frame three, put a picture up of a fucking smashing pair of tits and pretend you don't know and carry on talking.

The rest takes care of itself.

It DID cross my mind.

Tits should cross your mind four times an hour. Otherwise you're gay. FACT.

1. No.

2. Because they get paid to.

The reason the phone won't stop ringing is probably threats.

Provided you aren't blocking the view of the screen you should be OK.

Pretty difficult with his girth like..........

They don't call him the Lard Eclipse for nowt.

Bastads.

Can you not get arrested for this in public