The complexities at a pro club....

youvebeentangoed · **Joined:** Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:32 pm **Posts:** 165

yloop wrote:

Really shouldn't leave your email address on there... one copy and paste into Facebook and anyone could know who you are.

Then they'd know I was telling n the truth..

Ritchies birthmark · **Joined:** Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:31 am **Posts:** 5637

Turner doesn't like pea soup FACT. Its common knowledge he's an oxtail man

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:45 pm

So let me get this straight, Chris Smalling is Chris Turner?

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

I have no idea what Pring is.

Does it come with chips?

yloop · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:46 pm

youvebeentangoed wrote:

yloop wrote:

Really shouldn't leave your email address on there... one copy and paste into Facebook and anyone could know who you are.

Then they'd know I was telling n the truth..

youvebeentangoed · **Joined:** Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:32 pm **Posts:** 165

Ritchies birthmark wrote:

Turner doesn't like pea soup FACT. Its common knowledge he's an oxtail man

Fook me well there ya go then... guilty your honour...

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

This thread is pointless.

Unless you can guess what I am having for tea.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:47 pm

Does Turner have sugar in his tea or not?

We need answers

Ritchies birthmark · **Joined:** Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:31 am **Posts:** 5637

Did smalling recieve a tickly belly??

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

How many other scouting reports did we leave lying around?

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:58 pm

Dibbles a man's man so he's having steak, rare, with chips made from beef dripping and a sprig of greenery for effect.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

misterb2001 wrote:

Dibbles a man's man so he's having steak, rare, with chips made from beef dripping and a sprig of greenery for effect.

Only poofs eat greenery

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2014 1:02 pm

Something I concur with

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Imagine my shock returning from my lunch n seeing this delightful 3 pager, great stuff!

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

I have an admission to make.

I had steak on Good Friday.

Fucking rebel me.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Yubep wrote:

Imagine my shock returning from my lunch n seeing this delightful 3 pager, great stuff!

Do you have any idea what the opening post is talking about?

Or like me, are you without a clue?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I've just checked n I have absolutely zero clues on me.

Whats the guys point? We missed out on smalling when he was a sperm, so what?

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

No man. he played for Maidstone when he was a sperm.

And he went to Dyke House School.

And he likes Oxtail soup.

And I had steak on Good friday.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

My next childs due in a month, I haven't had any pools scouts come n watch him, it's disgraceful, and we live in the dyke house area!

Turner out!

Misterb out!

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2014 1:08 pm

You ate Jesus' cock on good Friday. You heathen

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Yubep wrote:

My next childs due in a month, I haven't had any pools scouts come n watch him, it's disgraceful, and we live in the dyke house area!

Turner out!

Misterb out!

This is what I mean about Dyke House School. Your child is due in one month, yet has been rejected by the Elite academy, Yet Smalling is in and he is 24 years old.

Its a disgrace that School.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

So is this poster chris smalling?

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2014 1:15 pm

No it's Heather Small I think

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I wish she'd hurry n move on up then.

youvebeentangoed · **Joined:** Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:32 pm **Posts:** 165

Lads youl be tellin me next that youz don't believe am a fit athletic bastard who's been putting the pipe on Michelle Keegan FFS... (more believable ?)

2BF am quite willin for anyone to PM me and we can get together for a pint.... as long as an apology follows when youre proved wrong

Ritchies birthmark · **Joined:** Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:31 am **Posts:** 5637

Will smalling be there

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Ritchies birthmark wrote:

Will smalling be there

Is that Chris's brother?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

youvebeentangoed wrote:

Lads youl be tellin me next that youz don't believe am a fit athletic bastard who's been putting the pipe on Michelle Keegan FFS... (more believable ?)

2BF am quite willin for anyone to PM me and we can get together for a pint.... as long as an apology follows when youre proved wrong

2BF sound like a boyband.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2014 1:34 pm

[quote="youvebeentangoed"]

2BF am quite willin for anyone to PM me and we can get together for a pint.... quote]

Ah so now he is on the prowl for a blind date..

Do you still have the scout report?

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Right, who wants to be the one to tell him the rules about text speak?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

Right, who wants to be the one to tell him the rules about text speak?

U can do it.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

misterb2001 wrote:

:evil: You ate Jesus' cock on good Friday. You heathen

That was Jesus'us cock?

Fucking odd shaped cock hes got.

Well had. He hasnt got it now. Cos I had for my tea.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2014 1:45 pm

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

Right, who wants to be the one to tell him the rules about text speak?

U can b da 1 4 tht job dibble

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Joe Mac wrote:

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

Right, who wants to be the one to tell him the rules about text speak?

U can b da 1 4 tht job dibble

See this is what immigration has given us.

Fuck off back to Albania.

yloop · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2014 1:58 pm

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

Joe Mac wrote:

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

Right, who wants to be the one to tell him the rules about text speak?

U can b da 1 4 tht job dibble

See this is what immigration has given us.

Fuck off back to Albania.

But I like Dr Alban.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2014 2:00 pm

youvebeentangoed wrote:

Lads youl be tellin me next that youz don't believe am a fit athletic bastard who's been putting the pipe on Michelle Keegan FFS... (more believable ?)

2BF am quite willin for anyone to PM me and we can get together for a pint.... as long as an apology follows when youre proved wrong

I'd love a pint of whatever you drink, your heads scrambled, the last 12 year seem like a jumbled blur for you

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Careful now, he may be the same age that Smalling played for Maidstone................10.

So that would be bullying.

And anyway, if he is 10, he probably shouldnt be drinking alcohol.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2014 2:05 pm

So by offering us out a pint he's actually trying to catch us out as some kind of dog noncing pervert?

yloop · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2014 2:08 pm

misterb2001 wrote:

So by offering us out a pint he's actually trying to catch us out as some kind of dog noncing pervert?

He owns an iPhone?

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2014 2:15 pm

No doubt.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Just thought. This new poster might be me.

Every other 'lovely lovely person' is. :angry-tappingfoot:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2014 2:31 pm

Was it Pop Tarts??

youvebeentangoed · **Joined:** Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:32 pm **Posts:** 165

By, theres some warriors on here mind,

But still no Pm's I'll even pay, if that's whats worryin ya lads, or scared of bein proven wrong :!:

Tall trees, Royal (is it still open) al be the one with the blue n white carnation..

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2014 2:57 pm

Nobody cares x x

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Proven wrong about what?

No one else knows what your point is.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:02 pm

I'll meet up with him if he can prove Chris Smalling was playing for Fulham when he was 2 year old.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Hmm at pools in 2002, wants to meet fans from Message board....

He IS Tubby Turner?

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:08 pm

Could be.... His email address is

misterbismyson2k14@hotmail.com

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:13 pm

Daddy?

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:14 pm

Fuck OFF

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