COMEDY GOLD #57

alleztfc · **Posted:** Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:42 pm

'Should have let one of the other teams have Thommo for the day...'

Do remind me...is he the welder or the lagger?

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Groundsman.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:10 am

Messi, Ronaldo, James, 'Thommo'

Find the odd one out.

clue: He's on nights tonight. A 'golden nugget' shift came up. clappp

parmo · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:56 am

fucking hell, a nugget!! Haven't done one of those since they last existed, maybe 15 years ago now!!!

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I think he's the one the highly intelligent and not at all deluded Martin Gray compared to Carlos Tevez in the Echo in a few months ago.

Mind you Tevez can't get in Argentina's squad and I've heard a move to Padiham is on the cards.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:56 am

I'm sure he'd be up for the pie and peas and the meat draw after games...

...they reckon he's a bugger for a blind card n all. confised

loan_star · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 12:29 pm

Yeh hes that bad it must be why you lot have been keeping tabs on him. Mind you I doubt you could afford the transfer fee these days.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 12:38 pm

Keeping fucking tabs on him? :laugh:

Have a word, window-licker.

tripledecker · **Joined:** Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:25 pm **Posts:** 1938

loan_star wrote:

Yeh hes that bad it must be why you lot have been keeping tabs on him. Mind you I doubt you could afford the transfer fee these days.

You daft 'lovely lovely person'

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

loan_star wrote:

Yeh hes that bad it must be why you lot have been keeping tabs on him. Mind you I doubt you could afford the transfer fee these days.

We could probably buy him for a box of tabs.

loan_star · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 12:55 pm

Whatever, just keep your heads in the sand. Like it or not its players like Thompson who you lot will be looking at since IOR have put the squeeze on.

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 12:59 pm

looool

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

loan_star wrote:

Whatever, just keep your heads in the sand. Like it or not its players like Thompson who you lot will be looking at since IOR have put the squeeze on.

I thought we'd have got rid of you lot for few weeks now you've had to stop thrapping yourself daft about the prospect of us getting relegated.

You know absolutely fuck all about Pools budget for next season but if we have been keeping tabs on a player from the Evostick Division 9 it might add a bit of fuel to what I heard on Monday that Colin Cooper isn't too happy about our chief scout Paul Bakers work of late, especially his reluctance to travel outside of the North East. Interesting.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:17 pm

PJPoolie wrote:

loan_star wrote:

Whatever, just keep your heads in the sand. Like it or not its players like Thompson who you lot will be looking at since IOR have put the squeeze on.

I thought we'd have got rid of you lot for few weeks now you've had to stop thrapping yourself daft about the prospect of us getting relegated.

You know absolutely fuck all about Pools budget for next season but if we have been keeping tabs on a player from the Evostick Division 9 it might add a bit of fuel to what I heard on Monday that Colin Cooper isn't too happy about our chief scout Paul Bakers work of late, especially his reluctance to travel outside of the North East. Interesting.

TBF PJ Darlo Space 1999 scouts have just won their camping badges!

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Mind the rumour probably comes from the people who 'linked' Martin Gray to the Pools job last season which was a subtle mixture of some local solvent abusers and Gray himself.

I'm sure he's already ruled himself out if the running for the Man United job.

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:24 pm

It's finally come down to them dreaming of us scouting one of their players :laugh:

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

loan_star wrote:

Yeh hes that bad it must be why you lot have been keeping tabs on him. Mind you I doubt you could afford the transfer fee these days.

All joking apart, I am told he is actually a very good footballer.

But when all is said and done, if he is being watched and is thought good enough, he will join Pools. It has nothing to do with affordable transfers.

So, rather than advertising him, you would surely do better by keeping any decent players a secret.

Its not like this bloke will be darlo through and through is it? You have only been in existence for 2 years. The bloke would jump at the chance of playing professionally.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:19 pm

We could all get 'Thommo' on the back of our shirts...

Scrub that, I'll get a tattoo.

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

loan_star wrote:

Whatever, just keep your heads in the sand. Like it or not its players like Thompson who you lot will be looking at since IOR have put the squeeze on.

Jesus Christ Dave, you just CAN'T stop it can you?

Once you'd spunked your Wet Dream over the sheets last Friday at the thought of Pools being in a battle to stay in the League, you move on to your other Wanking Material...IOR leaving Pools in the shite!

Are you, or are you not, a bloke in his 40's or are you in fact a small child, driven by pure jealousy and juvenile rage at somebody you don't like doing better than yourselves? SCRATCH THAT.

SUBSTANTIALLY, and in a different COSMOS, to yourselves?

You really need to get a grip, its cringeworthy.

Your a decent sort, this sort of stuff is horrible.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

It's what I was saying about him last week when he was on here getting all excited, he actually tries to come across all reasonable as well when he's an one eyed and bile filled as it comes towards hating Pools.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

I really couldnt be bothered to hate another team that much.

It is especially pointless to hate a team you are far superior to.

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

PJPoolie wrote:

It's what I was saying about him last week when he was on here getting all excited, he actually tries to come across all reasonable as well when he's an one eyed and bile filled as it comes towards hating Pools.

He's a good bloke, I like him, but God this is base stuff.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:01 pm

loan_star wrote:

Yeh hes that bad it must be why you lot have been keeping tabs on him. Mind you I doubt you could afford the transfer fee these days.

I know plenty of players in that division who keep a tab behind their ear for half time, but that's not the same thing.

Rinkender · **Joined:** Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:36 pm **Posts:** 801

If Pools have been keeping tabs on him, he must be the fat bloke with a head shaped like an ashtray?

tripledecker · **Joined:** Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:25 pm **Posts:** 1938

Am sure he is a perfectly nice bloke in real life, but on here he's a one eyed fanny
Also no matter what you reply to him he runs back to uncovered squealing that pools fans 'can't accept reality' and are 'expecting IOR to put in millions a year'

Pointless trying to educate him as he has already decided what he wants to believe

loan_star · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:21 pm

ElvisC wrote:

loan_star wrote:

Whatever, just keep your heads in the sand. Like it or not its players like Thompson who you lot will be looking at since IOR have put the squeeze on.

Jesus Christ Dave, you just CAN'T stop it can you?

Once you'd spunked your Wet Dream over the sheets last Friday at the thought of Pools being in a battle to stay in the League, you move on to your other Wanking Material...IOR leaving Pools in the shite!

Are you, or are you not, a bloke in his 40's or are you in fact a small child, driven by pure jealousy and juvenile rage at somebody you don't like doing better than yourselves? SCRATCH THAT.

SUBSTANTIALLY, and in a different COSMOS, to yourselves?

You really need to get a grip, its cringeworthy.

Your a decent sort, this sort of stuff is horrible.

Thing is Phil, you can't deny that Pools are having to search the bargain basement for players. Some work out well like Baldwin (comes from a similar level as the Evostik) and some are like Rodney the plonker! Thompson has been watched a few times by Pools and other clubs. On his day he is a very good player, scored some goals this season that belong at a much higher level. However on his off days you can tell why he is at this level.
The big problem he has is that if he is to quit his day job he needs a 1 year deal as a minimum otherwise it would be a massive gamble to give up a job and a well paid sideline too. He will have to be a lot more consistent to get the contract he would need.
Yeh sometimes I like to wind you lot up with a pointed comment but sometimes you take it too seriously! However I have never lowered myself to calling any of you lot c**ts, something I didn't expect from you over the weekend. You're bigger than that Phil.

loan_star · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:24 pm

tripledecker wrote:

Am sure he is a perfectly nice bloke in real life, but on here he's a one eyed fanny
Also no matter what you reply to him he runs back to uncovered squealing that pools fans 'can't accept reality' and are 'expecting IOR to put in millions a year'

Pointless trying to educate him as he has already decided what he wants to believe

Russ Green seems to think they are still putting £1m a year in! Who do I believe, Russ Green or you?

loan_star · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:26 pm

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

loan_star wrote:

Yeh hes that bad it must be why you lot have been keeping tabs on him. Mind you I doubt you could afford the transfer fee these days.

All joking apart, I am told he is actually a very good footballer.

But when all is said and done, if he is being watched and is thought good enough, he will join Pools. It has nothing to do with affordable transfers.

So, rather than advertising him, you would surely do better by keeping any decent players a secret.

Its not like this bloke will be darlo through and through is it? You have only been in existence for 2 years. The bloke would jump at the chance of playing professionally.

If he goes we will get money for him, simple as that. Cant afford to knock back decent money when we have a ground to pay for. Thats the realism for us Darlo fans these days.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

loan_star wrote:

ElvisC wrote:

loan_star wrote:

Whatever, just keep your heads in the sand. Like it or not its players like Thompson who you lot will be looking at since IOR have put the squeeze on.

Jesus Christ Dave, you just CAN'T stop it can you?

Once you'd spunked your Wet Dream over the sheets last Friday at the thought of Pools being in a battle to stay in the League, you move on to your other Wanking Material...IOR leaving Pools in the shite!

Are you, or are you not, a bloke in his 40's or are you in fact a small child, driven by pure jealousy and juvenile rage at somebody you don't like doing better than yourselves? SCRATCH THAT.

SUBSTANTIALLY, and in a different COSMOS, to yourselves?

You really need to get a grip, its cringeworthy.

Your a decent sort, this sort of stuff is horrible.

Thing is Phil, you can't deny that Pools are having to search the bargain basement for players. Some work out well like Baldwin (comes from a similar level as the Evostik) and some are like Rodney the plonker! Thompson has been watched a few times by Pools and other clubs. On his day he is a very good player, scored some goals this season that belong at a much higher level. However on his off days you can tell why he is at this level.
The big problem he has is that if he is to quit his day job he needs a 1 year deal as a minimum otherwise it would be a massive gamble to give up a job and a well paid sideline too. He will have to be a lot more consistent to get the contract he would need.
Yeh sometimes I like to wind you lot up with a pointed comment but sometimes you take it too seriously! However I have never lowered myself to calling any of you lot c**ts, something I didn't expect from you over the weekend. You're bigger than that Phil.

Weren't you throwing around insults like 'retard' last week, far more unpleasant in my book so you have no right to jump on your high horse in that regard.

loan_star · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:40 pm

Retard was just for you PJ as you were playing dim, or being obtuse, just for the kicks. Bucket rattling c**ts was uncalled for as it is a situation that affects more than just a handful of clubs that can't afford to lose £1m a year, from grassroots level upwards, think of all them junior clubs that bucket rattle when packing your shopping at the checkout!
As for which word is regarded as worse, thats another difference of opinion.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

How dare I take the piss out of Darlo on a Pools message board!

Seen as we are never realistically going to meet in a fixture piss taking and humour is the only purpose 1883 serve on here.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:47 pm

loan_star wrote:

On his day he is a very good player, scored some goals this season that belong at a much higher level. However on his off days you can tell why he is at this level..

To be honest, I could get a couple against Curzon Ashton or Prescot Cables. I know people in care homes who could. They just might not remember.

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

You are of course correct. I shall tone it down to BRC. By the way, there are at least 8-10 other Pools fans currently referring to DFC50waystoleaveyourlover as bucket rattling not nice people on another forum, force of habit caused me to type it on twitter. You are not a 'lovely lovely person'. However, several DFC76trombones fans are, FACT.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:03 pm

A million a year for what ..

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:35 pm

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

A million a year for what ..

Oh do shut up. We're a league team. We have opportunities. You have a fucking massive ladder. With tissue paper rungs.

Ever heard of Sysiphus?

parmo · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:48 pm

wasn't that the bit written by Nick Mason?

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2014 8:38 pm

Spender wrote:

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

A million a year for what ..

Oh do shut up. We're a league team. We have opportunities. You have a fucking massive ladder. With tissue paper rungs.

Ever heard of Sysiphus?

http://www.emofaces.com/emoticons/sisyp ... -mythology

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