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Andy Dibbles Gloves
 Post subject: could be the end for Graeme Storm
PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:16 pm 
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Missed yet another cut today. Thats every cut this season bar 2 he has missed. :shock:

Currently 164th on the R2D list.

Would be a shame if he is forced off the European tour.

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 Post subject: Re: could be the end for Graeme Storm
PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:04 pm 
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Maybe he's blown himself out bbolt

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grabec
 Post subject: Re: could be the end for Graeme Storm
PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:15 pm 
Block B Blues wrote:
Maybe he's blown himself out bbolt


Probably because he was messing about in a tee-cup.
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ElvisC
 Post subject: Re: could be the end for Graeme Storm
PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:19 pm 
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I play off nine.
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Andy Dibbles Gloves
 Post subject: Re: could be the end for Graeme Storm
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grabec wrote:
Block B Blues wrote:
Maybe he's blown himself out bbolt


Probably because he was messing about in a tee-cup.


But he couldnt fit in a tee-cup. :doh:

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grabec
 Post subject: Re: could be the end for Graeme Storm
PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:23 pm 
Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:
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But he couldnt fit in a tee-cup. :doh:


Maybe he could do with a bit of lightning, then.
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Block B Blues
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:30 pm 
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As long as it doesn't cloud his judgement.

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Andy Dibbles Gloves
 Post subject: Re: could be the end for Graeme Storm
PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:34 pm 
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This is a serious golf thread. :angry-tappingfoot:

Did you know his wife is called Gale?

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Andy Dibbles Gloves
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And his dad is called Hail.

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Andy Dibbles Gloves
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or was it Gail, and Hale? sctatchinghead

Not sure what his Par is called really.

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Andy Dibbles Gloves
 Post subject: Re: could be the end for Graeme Storm
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but he is a member of the bunker.

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Block B Blues
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:46 pm 
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Ah, that would be Lightening Tee.

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Spender
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:53 pm 
He should never have called his eldest Shit. :evil:

That's just cruel. sadx
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Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:
Missed yet another cut today. Thats every cut this season bar 2 he has missed. :shock:

Currently 164th on the R2D list.

Would be a shame if he is forced off the European tour.


He's definitely been under the weather of late.

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ElvisC
 Post subject: Re: could be the end for Graeme Storm
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Despite your constant championing of Mr Storm, he's not really THAT good is he? Eh? Eh?! I got round Keswick last Sunday in 73, would have been even better but that windmill on the 9th was a right twat, was going round at 300mph, couldnt get the ball past the fecker!
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Mr Irrelevant
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Ah golf. I never really hit my potential. Had it not been the complete lack of skill, aptitude and eye/ball
co-ordination I could have been a professional.
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ElvisC
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If it wasn't for Golf Bores, I'd quite like it.

Also, if somebody else could play all of the shots apart from teeing off, I'd be really good at it.

Fore!
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parmo
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:20 pm 
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me and our kid got kicked off West View putting green on King George's field for whacking the balls all over instead of of putting them

That was after I stood behind him when he took a shot, and he twatted me above the eye with the club from his outrageous backswing. Fucking dangerous I'll tell yers

Never played that since, although I've played crazy golf - and one day I would have potted a hole in one until some other kid's ball knocked mine out of the way

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yloop
 Post subject: Re: could be the end for Graeme Storm
PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:28 pm 
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Never played that since, although I've played crazy golf - and one day I would have potted a hole in one until some other kid's ball knocked mine out of the way


No idea why but I've just laughed my head off at this :laugh:
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I bought some Golf bats 4 years ago. They've been in the garage since, one day I'll go to Throston golf course but I'm put off by the need to wear daft jumpers and shoes

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I enjoy golf, can be boring as fuck watching it at times but playing it is great.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:07 pm 
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As Oscar Wilde said, "Golf is for twats."
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I believe he described it as 'a good wank ruined.' :shock:

Oh Oscar... :roll:

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parmo
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can just imagine how the conversation went..., "so are we going for a game of wank props old bean"?

"No thanks I'd rather not use the props at all"!

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