Our lass has just shouted the time at me!!!! :|

I'll get back to this thread!!!!

It'll be a goodun'!!!! :sweet:

Abba - Super trouper

I was sick and tired of everything
When i called you last night from TESCO

It's a hard egg

Bonnie Tyler

pulling muscles from michelle squueze

Jasper Carrott said this one, "BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL IN A SIDEBOARD"

Paul Young - Everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you

One night in Hebburn-M people
We built this city on sausage rolls-Starship

That reminds me of another one - The Pixies 'This Monkey's gone to Hebburn'

Try on here for some good uns and some rubbish uns as well

http://www.kissthisguy.com/

The site name comes from what they claim to be the most come mis-heard lyrics, Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix (sorry Kev it is not what you think it might be )

The most famous one must be....'Me Ears Are Alight' - Israelites - Desmond Dekker!!!!

:sweet:

A friend of mine thought the Wizard of Oz song was 'Follow the HALIBUT road'

shania twain lyrics on that dont impress me "i cant believe you kiss your cock at night"...

There was one about a chimney on her head, but I cannot remember what the song is :cry:

In 'Man I feel like a woman' I thought Shania Twain sings 'come in my hair, do it again' when in fact she says 'Colour my hair, do what I dare'

Surely you jest?

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No its true, and a 'chimney' is a black eye, so I am informed by someone who I used to work with

Well slap my butt with a stick of wet celery

what song is that then??

Quality

The "what's she gonna look like with a chimney on her" line is sampled wholesale from the Urban Discharge hit "Wanna drop a house (On that bitch)" from 1996.
Other lyrics I have misunderstood have been Gordon Brown - The Stranglers and Massage in a Brothel - The Police.

Rack off Penfold!!!!

I swear until a few weeks ago when I heard the Ramones version of 'What A Wonderful World,' I thought Louis Armstrong was singing 'the bright blessed days, the dogs say goodnight.'

Try: 'the bright blessed days, the dark sacred nights.'

I have believed this since 1968......

Anything by The Kings of Leon?

Just thought of a couple more:

Madonna in 'Ray of light' sing 'And I feel! And I feel!' which sounded to me like 'Anna Friel! Anna Friel!'

Enya in Orinoco Flow 'Sail away, sail away, sail away' I thought was 'Save the whale, save the whale, save the whale'

I still reckon "Go and Get Stuffed" by Billy Ocean takes some beating!

Don Henley - Boys Of Summer.

'I can see you, your bra strap shining in the sun....'

REM: Losing my religion.

Let's pee in the corner,
Let's pee in the spotlight.


Or Madonna: Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.

Madonna again: La Isla Bonita:

Just call me an island slease
All my body yours for free
This is who I long to be
Louise the Bone Eater