Hartlepool Mosque's

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

How many registered mosque's do you think there is in Hartlepool ?

I got a shock but there is method in the numbers

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:50 pm

mr elkots · **Posted:** Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:56 pm

yloop wrote:

Two.

Theirs more than that in grange road

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:00 pm

mr elkots wrote:

yloop wrote:

Two.

Theirs more than that in grange road

He said registered

mr elkots · **Posted:** Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:05 pm

yloop wrote:

mr elkots wrote:

yloop wrote:

Two.

Theirs more than that in grange road

He said registered

Yeah I know

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:07 pm

Depends who they're registered with I suppose, I know there's two registered with the Muslim Welfare Association.

What's the purpose of the thread anyway?

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

Your right Mr Elkots there probably is more than 2 in Grange Road

There is over 200 in the town

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I think people can register there house as a Mosque It's especially good if you want hold prayers, weddings or simply enjoy free council tax *outrage bus pulls into station*

I've used the extra money for a conservatory but the Neighbours aren't happy with my sunrise call to prayer sound system.

Fuck them I say they should have thought of it.

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

yloop wrote:

Depends who they're registered with I suppose, I know there's two registered with the Muslim Welfare Association.

What's the purpose of the thread anyway?

No reason does there have to be ?

I was asked the same question today and i said 2

Oh i guess im stirring up racial hatred asking the question am i

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:11 pm

verbalkint wrote:

yloop wrote:

Depends who they're registered with I suppose, I know there's two registered with the Muslim Welfare Association.

What's the purpose of the thread anyway?

No reason does there have to be ?

I was asked the same question today and i said 2

Oh i guess im stirring up racial hatred asking the question am i

No, you said there was method in your numbers... Why get so defensive?!

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

No council tax to pay :razz:

Fair play to them i think my house might be the first mosque in Bishop Cuthbert Village (on the outskirts of Hartlepool) :laugh:

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

verbalkint wrote:

No council tax to pay :razz:

Fair play to them i think my house might be the first mosque in Bishop Cuthbert Village (on the outskirts of Hartlepool) :laugh:

I'm not sure it's the case in Hartlepool but I think it's caused some shit in other parts of the country.

But if we have 200 registered Mosques I'd imagine that is a pretty good reason why :laugh:

alleztfc · **Posted:** Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:17 pm

Fine, as long as you keep the wailing noises down at sunrise

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

True story, me and my mate found a really nice hotel in Calcutta (I know!) after visiting about ten a tramp would turn his nose up at. Smug with ourselves we went out for a few beers after checking in. Imagine our shock at 4am when the call to prayer speaker appeared to be wailing into our beds.

On closer inspection in daylight the next morning we appeared to be next door to West Bengals and possibly the Worlds biggest Mosque.

mr elkots · **Posted:** Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:49 pm

Benefits street. Now imagine my house is a mosque street..

is the government barking down the wrong tree?

Thats the answer george.. would reduce the deficit

alienlife · **Posted:** Sat Jan 18, 2014 12:29 am

So I've filled in this form and arranged to see an Imam for nothing?

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Imagine my shock at attempted satire being taken literally.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

They have to be doing it for some reason though.

Maybe it's how they get the VAT back for the Islamic Ray Gun factories.

alienlife · **Posted:** Sat Jan 18, 2014 1:39 am

MadJohn wrote:

Chip Fireball wrote:

I got your satire PJ.

Like I said its an urban myth that's been doing the rounds on message boards for at least 6 years.

It is. And, as you say, nobody on here has shit for brains so nobody on here is likely to make an issue out of it. Thank fook for that.

If I'm honest the misuse of an apostrophe in the thread title is more annoying.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Does that mean I have to pay my council tax now?? Allah Akbar

The words presented may not be the ones inputted ..Thanks Tapatalk

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

I hope you's are taking the piss ive just erected a big golden dome on the top of my roof !

Joking aside my Asian Friend asked me the question yesterday when we were stood in Murray street as there is one along there.I never thought there was that big a muslim population in the town

demented twig · **Joined:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:09 pm **Posts:** 1043

alienlife wrote:

So I've filled in this form and arranged to see an Imam for nothing?

what are you doing visiting David Bowie's missus?

born toulouse · **Posted:** Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:13 am

Used to be big in mining areas because Methodists were keen on self-improvement, Sunday schools to teach kids to read, lending libraries at cheap rates before public libraries spread and so on. Big campaigners against poverty as well. Some people reckon that it was the involvement of the Methodists that kept the early Labour Party very moderate and kept them different from most of the European left.

Methodists don't have a big top heavy structure like the Catholic church but they pay a percentage of income to the church so they can maintain the fairly simple buildings pretty well. Lots have closed though. They come third in my list of alright Christians, just behind Quakers (dodgy name but OK really) and the Anabaptists.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:19 am

Anal baptists sound far from OK to me

...I am also deeply concerned by the apostrophe. Makes this place look shabby

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

I never thought I'd see the day when Chip would be quoting my mate Nick as an authority.

horden · **Posted:** Sat Jan 18, 2014 9:32 pm

born toulouse wrote:

Used to be big in mining areas because Methodists were keen on self-improvement, Sunday schools to teach kids to read, lending libraries at cheap rates before public libraries spread and so on. Big campaigners against poverty as well. Some people reckon that it was the involvement of the Methodists that kept the early Labour Party very moderate and kept them different from most of the European left.

Methodists don't have a big top heavy structure like the Catholic church but they pay a percentage of income to the church so they can maintain the fairly simple buildings pretty well. Lots have closed though. They come third in my list of alright Christians, just behind Quakers (dodgy name but OK really) and the Anabaptists.

Primitive Methodists, a lot of the early union men originated from them

parmo · **Posted:** Sat Jan 18, 2014 10:14 pm

has it ever been a specialist subject on Mastermind?

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:39 pm

I would love to see that - Davey Rarfson in the black chair with his hands down the front of his trackies whilst John Humphries asks him about housing benefit reforms.

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