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Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22599

No no no. Not a random word, it has to be a random quotation, preferably laced with some erudite humour.

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2007 1:28 pm

"Sometimes it goes like that but I cannot fault the players for how they have worked for me."

guess who?

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2007 1:29 pm

mred wrote:

"Sometimes it goes like that but I cannot fault the players for how they have worked for me."

guess who?

He added: "I'm disappointed but you have to look at the bigger picture. This club is going forward. Yes, it's one step at a time but we are a force to be reckoned with now"

need more?

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2007 1:30 pm

mred wrote:

"Sometimes it goes like that but I cannot fault the players for how they have worked for me."

guess who?

He added: "I'm disappointed but you have to look at the bigger picture. This club is going forward. Yes, it's one step at a time but we are a force to be reckoned with now"

need more?

"If we can keep these players together we will have a good time next season."

if it helps it was said after cardiff and after every game up to jan of last season?

grabec · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2007 1:35 pm

"He was merely trying to avoid horse manure."

(Solicitor acting for Darlo fan trying to evade arrest at last derby)

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22599

George: Premiership in five years.
george: Championship by 2010

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2007 1:37 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

It came off in my hands.

that was the same person as mine in feb last year!

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2007 1:48 pm

Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.

grabec · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2007 1:50 pm

mred wrote:

Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.

oooer....that's a bit sombre like

Albatross · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2007 2:26 pm

"Peace in our Time" (Neville Chamberlain - didn't he play for Stoke?)

"Work is the curse of the Drinking Classes" (Either Oscar Wilde or George Bernard Shaw)

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2007 2:59 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

ADG wrote:

A quote from the Joe Strummer book I am STILL reading:

( He is talking to and about Martin Slattery and Scott Shields, two of the band)

And I paraphrase:

"When I talk to you Martin its great. When I talk to you Scott its great. But when I talk to that other guy Martin Scott its like I am talking to a stranger that I dont understand" :shock:

Are you on Page 2 yet? rolfl

Mr.Gloves has just finished his first book....

He's gonna colour another one in next week!!!! :laugh:

Salty · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2007 3:27 pm

....so I broke into the Palace with a sponge and a rusty spanner, she said, "'ere I know you, and you cannot sing!" I said, "thats nothing! you should here me play piano!"

Spender · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2007 3:44 pm

'My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was, like, seven.........'

Guess who?? :grin:

What about this Palace burglar geezer then, Mr Atweazle?? Out with it. :sweeeet:

Then tell us the story...... clappp

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2007 3:46 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

'My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was, like, seven.........'

Guess who?? :grin:

I'm sure I've read that before....was it thick Beckham???? confised

Spender · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2007 4:00 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

'My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was, like, seven.........'

Guess who?? :grin:

I'm sure I've read that before....was it thick Beckham???? confised

Indeed it was Mr M!! :wink:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2007 4:19 pm

I'm a lot more maturer than what I am

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2007 7:50 pm

"Their initial offer was very low, but it's a start. And they can start by sticking up their arses."

howlin wolf · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2007 8:12 pm

“He a very wise man and very strong -- although perhaps not so strong as his father Barbara."

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

What weighs more?
Cats or Dogs?

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2007 9:55 am

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA - I'll bet you all sought dat zis iss ze real Qvaid- IT ISSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-AT-A-TAT!!!!!!

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