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ADG is approaching 95 and I can`t wait to see him hanging semi-naked off the monkey bars whilst eating a kebab.

I never realised we had an official Hard Ward

Looking at that photo, if that's posh.....

It's a nursing home/doctors surgery how exactly do you want it to look?

So basically when I pop to the drs il have to watch out for little scrotes hanging about, throwing stuff, damaging cars and vandalising everything?

Yeah that's what happens in childrens play areas Tree....

Those toddlers playing on the swings do love vandalising cars.

Is the games court for toddlers like?

And a bandstand for toddlers?

It's open at night and will be frequented by scummy kids drinking and wrecking the place like all bandstands are sets of swings are.

So kids having somewhere to play sport is bad? Because all little kids are 'scrotes' who 'throw stuff'... FFS what an awful negative outlook on life you must have I'm guessing you aren't a parent? The area should have a park so it's great one is on the way. It should have a primary school as well.

'Scummy kids'

What an arse you come across as at times.

Great news.

But it makes me fucking sick that lying, cowardly, two faced, Labour puppet Beck will be claiming the praise for it. Shame the twat wasn't able to work for the good of his community when he lied through his teeth because the Belchers wanted their short live Gypsy site at Hart cos they had an election to fix for another puppet in another part of town.

Also worth noting that cos the sack less wastes of oxygen have scrapped the plan that contains the gypsy sites Bishop Cuthbert will probably spread all the way to Hart sooner than it needs to.

Don't get me started on expansionism Seaton Carew has doubled in size over he last 20,years... with the council selling off every green space it can how long before dodds fields is just another housing estate .. not nice people the lot of them


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well it can't go on forever, the town authority boundary isn't that much bigger than the actual size of the town these days!!

They'll probably try and buy up the remaining farmland by then

surely the only kids playing in it will be bishop cuthbert area kids? Who should be pretty decent kids?

I cant imagine 'scummy' kids will travel miles to destroy a play area.

They will according to moaning whining killjoy twats who want to stop anything that encroaches on their space

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Or the space tree only goes in when he's at the doctors!

Do you realise how pompous that has just sounded?

Becasue they live up at Bishop Cuthbert they are automatically assumed to be decent human beings.

There are decent kids all over, not just in the psoh parts of town

I've heard there are already plans afoot to ship overflow kids in from Skinningrove and Peterlee.

Well I know for a fact that the residents of Bishop Cuthbert want to be build a huge 20' wall round around the whole estate, and turn it into a gated community to keep the scummy kids and their riff raff parents out.

Bishop Cuthbert is posh? Fucking brilliant, best laugh I've had on here for a while. Most of the houses are crammed so close together that they may as well be terraced. The gardens are tiny and the roads are that small and tight that getting round all the parked cars is like a radged slalom track.

But apart from that yes, you get good and bad kids in all areas.

Everyone knows kids hang out at shops these days n not swings.

And whose bright idea is it to put it next to a residential home?

Thick bastards.

Who are the "thick bastards"?

The people using available space for a much needed playground for the kids or the people who have bought flats or houses in the retirement prison without checking on the plans for the area to see what was planned to be built next to them? That area of land was always designated as open space, leisure / play areas etc.

Or did they just think that if they were there first then the kids would just have to miss out and have nowhere to play?

Or is the "thick bastard" the miserable 'lovely lovely person' on here who thinks that 4, 5 and 6 year olds would rather hoy stones at his car than play on the swings and slides?

im gunna send my kids up there to trash trees car.

I cant wait.

I thought all the kids up in that "good end" would be too used to playing them new fangled video games and running on the wii instead of playing out. They probably have hovver boards and go about like Marty McFly.

Sounds like a plan, let me know when and I'll fetch mine along too.

We could organise a mass toddler army to trash Tree and his motor.

Anyone in a retirement home who can't stand the mere thought of kids playing nearby is I reckon ripe for euthanasia.
All these 95-year olds shuddering at the thought of their Porsche being trashed.

And anyway have you seen the state of the fucking tip they are going to develop? If they are happy to look out over that then they are candidates for SLOW euthanasia.

(Cue someone whose grandad lives there...)

I may go there to trash his car myself.

My mother, only aged 85, was living in Hartfields until recently, and I always thought the surrounding area was depressing, and development of any kind to improve the landscape has to be a step forward.

Think we should take a size 5 round and play wallee against his motor

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Tbh il just change drs.

That would suggest he is capable of not being an arse.

Grand National through Tree's hedge anyone?

Followed by the flaming paper bag of dogshit that needs to be stamped out.

well I was a scummy kid and I turned out alright........................

when i was a kid we used to play outside doctors surgeries chewing car owners.

you do all realise I was taking the piss when I said it was posh dont you?

Its more pretentious, than posh.

Never be as posh as the fens

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so do these folks now have pretentious kids? I'm confused

yeah posh as fook me like chor

In my 41 years and 4 houses I've never lived 5/10 minutes away from the Town Centre....now that's Posh!!!!

No mate. But they learn it as they grow.

You cant just become a pretentious "keep up with Jones' " overnight.

You know you have reached your pretentious pinnacle when you start redesigning your kitchen every three to four years.

The kids see this and believe its normal.

so long as the roof doesn't leak and it's warm, we have somewhere to eat, sit and sleep, and my family are in there - what else matters?

Fkin Bingo Mr P!

Nothing mate, and thats exactly how I view things. My house is 23 years old and still has the original kitchen and bathroom, and I couldnt give two fooks. I am fucked if I am taking out a loan to upgrade them. I hate being in the kitchen and I never ever get a wash.

I would hate to be one those people that dream of having a bigger kitchen so they can cook better.

Oh and about 6 weeks ago a water pipe from my bathroom leaked and was dripping through the wall into the kitchen.

Got the leak fixed but there is still a whole in the kitchen ceiling. Fucking rebel me.

Plus, I dont know how to fix it and I hate paint.

In other words your a scruffy bugger.

Scuffy? Its only a hole in the ceiling man.

I bet you would get it repaired because you think friends and neighbours would be talking about you if you didnt. Cant have that can we.

Whereas most people couldnt give a fuck.

Neighbours haha I dont give a crap what they think and they never come in my house. The point is I would see it why leave a job half finished? I bet your one of them blokes who starts a job and then moves onto another before finishing the previous one leaving it all a mess.

Just get the hole fixed you lazy bugger.