I Haven't Ate Seafood But....

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:55 am

Just had a good 'rake' of me arse and smelt me 'finger(s)'....as you do....and my hand smells like the Beach!!!!

Any advice....and pisstakes....please!!!! :-\

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:06 am

have you been using Surf soap powder?

Kevin Dixon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:04 am **Posts:** 1432

Sounds like you have crabs

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:26 am

An excessive build up of winnets may be problem ..

born toulouse · **Posted:** Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:06 am

Careful Mutley- if you admit to a winnet problem he always sends a PM offering to chew them off for you.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:58 am

He is a winnet

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

MutleyRules wrote:

Just had a good 'rake' of me arse and smelt me 'finger(s)'....as you do....and my hand smells like the Beach!!!!

Any advice....and pisstakes....please!!!! :-\

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:21 pm

If your fingers smell like the effluent pipe area of the beach then this is perfectly natural.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:56 pm

alleztfc wrote:

He is a winnet

Who asked you bum fluff..

Maybe mutley should try washing his kegs every now and again..

alleztfc · **Posted:** Mon Dec 16, 2013 2:47 pm

Is that really it? Or are you still tired from celebrating that momentous victory over Bamber Gascoigne?

clappp

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:38 pm

Hardly surprising Mr M, if you were scratching the chocolate starfish...

Time to worry is when you do it again and find seacoal under your nails.... bbolt

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:34 pm

I reckon it was actually the scent of a 'winkle'.