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alleztfc · **Posted:** Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:11 pm

http://sportsperformer.net/2013/12/11/w ... g-elliott/

alienlife · **Posted:** Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:35 pm

Genuine LOL at that headline.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

If that is his benchmark he must have some fairly underwhelming dreams :laugh:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I find it hilarious they are such a shit level that another teams goalkeeper can just agree to play for them as a one off.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

The game was marred by controversy when 1883 appealed for a penalty for handball but it was ok as they'd just changed who was rush keeper.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Dec 12, 2013 1:37 pm

I like darlo threads..there's a always a dip in form for Pools when they start..keep it up ,tit..

alienlife · **Posted:** Thu Dec 12, 2013 1:42 pm

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

I like darlo threads..there's a always a dip in form for Pools when they start..keep it up ,tit..

On the plus side our squad and the normal opposition in the league don't need to get out of college early to play.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

I like darlo threads..there's a always a dip in form for Pools when they start..keep it up ,tit..

Are you going to sign off every post with your calling card of 'tit?'

Brutally honest but I like it.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:53 pm

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

I like darlo threads..there's a always a dip in form for Pools when they start..keep it up ,tit..

Seems to have touched a nerve with our resident Sunday League expert. Tit.

...and you wonder why we take the piss? Keep holding out for that dip in form, son. When was the last time Premiership clubs were interested in any of your plumbers/ laggers/ hospital janitors?

Fatty eats roadkill · **Posted:** Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:22 pm

Our right back had a trial at Blackburn rovers the other week.

Not bad for a Sunday league player!

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Fatty eats roadkill wrote:

Our right back was on trial in Blackburn the other week. Speeding. His shift overran and he was trying to make the second half.

Not bad for a Sunday league player!

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:42 pm

That`ll be because their reserve keeper, Jake Kean built his reputation at Pools. Obviously they`ll be looking to the Northern League for decent keepers but they`ll have to show the difference between `posts`and jumpers.

Ritchies birthmark · **Joined:** Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:31 am **Posts:** 5637

Spender wrote:

That`ll be because their reserve keeper, Jake Kean built his reputation at Pools. Obviously they`ll be looking to the Northern League for decent keepers but they`ll have to show the difference between `posts`and jumpers.

Reserve???

Do you know anything?

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:55 pm

Ritchies birthmark wrote:

Spender wrote:

That`ll be because their reserve keeper, Jake Kean built his reputation at Pools. Obviously they`ll be looking to the Northern League for decent keepers but they`ll have to show the difference between `posts`and jumpers.

Reserve???

Do you know anything?

No mate. I`m completely thick.

Does that make you happy.

So where was he at Blackburn when he came to Pools. Youth team I think, so he wasn`t errr... first team.....is that right, help me out...

Ritchies birthmark · **Joined:** Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:31 am **Posts:** 5637

He has played for the 1st team since last season meaning he isnt 'errrrrr' a reserve.

Hope this helps you out....

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:09 pm

Yes. If you say so. You`re completely correct. I know nothing.

Now are you happy....

One - nil to the Loids. They must be pissing themselves.

Ritchies birthmark · **Joined:** Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:31 am **Posts:** 5637

Another bizarre statement. Mid life crisis??

alleztfc · **Posted:** Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:19 pm

give it a rest, or have a FIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:34 pm

Kean is currently Blackburn's reserve keeper.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:47 pm

Kean has played in 18 out of 19 championship games for Blackburn this season.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:25 pm

Yes, but when he came to Pools on loan, he was.....

Oh fuck it you win. I have more important things to think about, like Cheltenham tomorrow.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:34 pm

My response was to Ripper

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Chip Fireball wrote:

As the thread is taking being pedantic to a whole new level wasnt Kean Blackburns 3rd Choice keeper when he came to Pools ?

The Reserve Team keeper tends to be on the bench for the First Team innit ?

The Reserve Team are called the under 21's now.

:laugh:

Ritchies birthmark · **Joined:** Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:31 am **Posts:** 5637

What a strange thread, fuck knows why ripper pretended he was reserve to try and help the chineese poolie.

I did like spender attempting to make out that he originally said what kean was back then even though he wrote..... "That`ll be because their reserve keeper, Jake Kean built his reputation at Pools" he dosnt mention at all what he was back then. All I did was type reserve?? As joe backed up he has played every game for the 1sts but 1. He's defo not a reserve. I enjoyed watching him at pools and follow his career hence the correction.

To answer chip I think ya right, I thought he was 4th choice back then aswell

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