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 Post subject: Even if you dont like Golf
PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 12:25 pm 
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and claim you are not gay:

You have to take a look at the tournament on Sky now from South Africa, at the Leopard Creek Golf club.

If borders Kruger National Park.

Amazing.

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 Post subject: Re: Even if you dont like Golf
PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 12:28 pm 
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Is Tiger playing?

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 Post subject: Re: Even if you dont like Golf
PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 12:56 pm 
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there may be tigers playing, close by. Do you get Tigers in Africa? sctatchinghead

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 Post subject: Re: Even if you dont like Golf
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Jackal Nicklaus.


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 Post subject: Re: Even if you dont like Golf
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Ernie Elk?


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 Post subject: Re: Even if you dont like Golf
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Justin Leopard is playing.

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 Post subject: Re: Even if you dont like Golf
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Ernie Eels?


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 Post subject: Re: Even if you dont like Golf
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Colin Mantagomeray??


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 Post subject: Re: Even if you dont like Golf
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Thomas Skink is licking them at the moment.

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 Post subject: Re: Even if you dont like Golf
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Not sure who else is playing but Hartlepools Graeme Swarm is doing quite well

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 Post subject: Re: Even if you dont like Golf
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MadJohn wrote:
Do we need to exhaust our knowledge of African wildlife first? Or can we cut straight to the fish pun and ask if Rory Mackerelroy is playing?


It's a shame Dibble thinks Tennis is for puffs or this could have quite easily became a Mardy Fish pun thread.


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 Post subject: Re: Even if you dont like Golf
PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 3:12 pm 
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PJPoolie wrote:
MadJohn wrote:
Do we need to exhaust our knowledge of African wildlife first? Or can we cut straight to the fish pun and ask if Rory Mackerelroy is playing?


It's a shame Dibble thinks Tennis is for puffs or this could have quite easily became a Mardy Fish pun thread.


Can I just clarify something there please?

Thanks.

Tennis is watched only by women and poofs.

The game itself is OK.

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 Post subject: Re: Even if you dont like Golf
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Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:
Not sure who else is playing but Hartlepools Graeme Swarm is doing quite well


I wish to take those last 3 words back. The muppet. :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Even if you dont like Golf
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No, I take them back again, He is doing well again :roll: :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Even if you dont like Golf
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He was certainly floundering for a while... bbolt

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