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MutleyRules
 Post subject: You Have 5 Choices Of How To Die!!!!
PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:28 am 
1. Burning to death!!!! :shock:

2. Drowning!!!! :shock:

3. Falling to your Death!!!! :shock:

4. Stoning!!!! :shock:

5. Crushed by a large Rock!!!! :shock:

You have to choose one....which would it be???? :?

Mine would be drowning!!!! :sweet: :sweet: :grin:

Apparently drowning is quite peaceful....in a dying kind of way!!!! :sweet: :grin:

Stoning....too many 'ouch's'!!!! :|

Burning....same as above!!!! :|

Crushed....too long unless the rock landed on your head!!!! :|

Falling....No Thanks!!!! :shock: And don't give me all that bollox aboput dying before you hit the deck!!!! :-X
The people who jumped out of the twin towers had a 15 second wait!!!! :-X :shock: :-X :cry: :cry: :cry:
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TheGingerPoolie
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:30 am 
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Jumping to your death.

15 seconds of adrenalin and all that!
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:32 am 
TheGingerPoolie wrote:
Jumping to your death.

15 seconds of adrenalin and all that!


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

YOU MAD BASTARD!!!!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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3Quid
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Im with Ginge!! :sweet: ..out of those 5,falling would be the most 'bearable'.

Other than that,passing away whilst underneath our lass or while watching pools is more my idea of the best way to go :grin: :laugh: ...not that i care like.
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:45 am 
I'll have to put a No.6 in now....

6. Undrneath Mr.3Quids lass!!!! :shock: :shock: :laugh:
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3Quid
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Being underneath isnt the problem,its when 13 stone starts going 78mph :shock: :grin: :laugh:
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:07 am 
offshorepoolie wrote:
but suppose I'd have to vote for drowning if pushed :laugh: :laugh:


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:08 am 
3Quid wrote:
Being underneath isnt the problem,its when 13 stone starts going 78mph :shock: :grin: :laugh:


I know the feeling!!!! :| :| :| :|

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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TalbotAvenger
 Post subject: Re: You Have 5 Choices Of How To Die!!!!
PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:14 am 
MutleyRules wrote:
1. Burning to death!!!! :shock:

2. Drowning!!!! :shock:

3. Falling to your Death!!!! :shock:

4. Stoning!!!! :shock:

5. Crushed by a large Rock!!!! :shock:

You have to choose one....which would it be???? :?

Mine would be drowning!!!! :sweet: :sweet: :grin:

Apparently drowning is quite peaceful....in a dying kind of way!!!! :sweet: :grin:

Stoning....too many 'ouch's'!!!! :|

Burning....same as above!!!! :|

Crushed....too long unless the rock landed on your head!!!! :|

Falling....No Thanks!!!! :shock: And don't give me all that bollox aboput dying before you hit the deck!!!! :-X
The people who jumped out of the twin towers had a 15 second wait!!!! :-X :shock: :-X :cry: :cry: :cry:


I asked my sister how would she like to go, to be eaten by a croc or a shark and she said 'I dunno, why?'

I replied, I'm just deciding what to get you for your birthday

I laughed, she didnt
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Fensy
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How about lethal injection, it would be quick and fairly painless
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parmopooly
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choking on a parmo!!!! :grin:
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TheGingerPoolie
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MutleyRules wrote:
TheGingerPoolie wrote:
Jumping to your death.

15 seconds of adrenalin and all that!


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

YOU MAD bastid!!!!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I actually thought on 11/9 about what I'd do if I was above the plane crash zone in the tower. I'd jump, well aye I'd jump, if there was no other way down. Rather die with a bit of fun than live for 40 seconds with my knees in my eyes after it all came down
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TalbotAvenger
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:45 pm 
TheGingerPoolie wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
TheGingerPoolie wrote:
Jumping to your death.

15 seconds of adrenalin and all that!


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

YOU MAD bastid!!!!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I actually thought on 11/9 about what I'd do if I was above the plane crash zone in the tower. I'd jump, well aye I'd jump, if there was no other way down. Rather die with a bit of fun than live for 40 seconds with my knees in my eyes after it all came down


I see your point, but I would hardly call it fun though!
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TheGingerPoolie
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Just think of it as a once in a lifetime opportunity :?
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Salty
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:42 pm 
drugs drugs drugs
its the only way
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