This non league force currently 3-0 up against darlington WD40

Surely not the juggernaut?

Just had a quick look on their forum, they're losing because they're "playing Northern League tactics". In the Northern League. No. Shit.

Forgive me for being simple, but basic tactics regardless of the level are don't concede more than you score.

At least Fatty Eats Roadkill won't be on for a while mentioning players names nobodies heard of as if they are proper footballers.

I've just read the thread on Uncovered and the reason the sub keeper on Darlo's bench was an injured outfield player was because the actual normal fellas car was broke

I heard that one of their best players works nights and is too tired to play midweek games. It sounds more like my old sunday league team than a juggernaut.

As a youth I used to imagine a juggernaut was a lorry full of busty bewers, perhaps the one used to ferry around the Sunday Sport Roadshow.

Well I suppose Darlows juggernaut is, it's full,of tits and fannies

as a youth I used to weep in butchers' shops

Darloreborn on there has hit the nail on the head:

"think we might of found our level already"

I love the excuse from another poster about the defeat and I am sorry but you have to laugh as they are always banging on about not a jumpers for goal posts league:

"I suspect that last night was the sort of result brought about partly by:
a) player unavailability due to work
b) player fatigue (work, travel etc)
c) players injured

It is far harder for part time players to be at their best after a day's work and then several hours travelling to a game. I dare say some players may have had to start work early yesterday to get their hours in before travelling & then playing a game.

These sort of results happen at this level. I bet if it had been a Saturday game then the result would have been very different.

The effect of the traveling on part time players should not be under estimated. Work must take priority over football for them.

Its not a result to get in a flap about. It happens to most teams at this level."

...Anybody know a good rib surgeon?

'Suspect MG is trying some stuff against a deemed weaker side, if it don't work then he has them on the bench, expect to win this easily'

just translated that Latin - very good sir!! Gonna use that

I must be psychic?

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I like it Mr Parmo, you're the first to notice.

One league win to Accrington stanley and someone starts a Darlo thread.... ..

Yeah Sussex, but the word "league" is the important one.

Better hope the players get their cars to the mechanics at the weekend.

Or they could car share with the "fans" from Darlo naff co 54.

"league"?..all i've seen on here is misery and torment the past year..why punish yourself..

When Darlington Naff Co 54 go pop again (within the next 12-18 months) will you still hang around Sussex?

I think I know the answer here as it's been established you have no genuine interest in them.

There manager winging that they need over 1,200.00 through their gates to keep the team going speaks volumes to me.

I've been on this board 6 years,nancy boy..have i ever hidden ?

Darlo born and bred..

Nancy boy?

I am deeply offended.

Rainbow laces for me on Saturday.

You're pissing in the wind Mr PJ. They'll never get to grips with the fact that our ressies would piss it two leagues above them. Our under 14's would beat Ramsbottom.

Edited for accuracy

Darlo born and bred..

Where's your caravan now Pikey Boy??

Our caravans have all moved to Hartlepool ,buddy..

No wonder you got battered. Get changed and have the team talk in Hartlepool and then run to the game?? Longest run out in history. Wait 'til you fall short of the rent, you lot will have to run to Hartlepool for a piss as well.

The days of the golden urinal are long gone.

I think it's time you closed the bar,spender...

We don't mind, keeps all the flies in one place

You could ask me for sponsorship? Foreign investment is very popular in football today, and jumpers are extremely cheap just over the border in Vietnam.

It'll have to be cash up front, like.

Is Ramsbottom in League of Gentleman country,do they feel the need to beat outsiders

They beat ewe and still you bleat about it

Because we aren't non-league wankers like you