Announcer

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Don't know if the new lad reads this stuff, but there were many similar slagging threads in my early days as announcer, and continual criticism throughout the 3 seasons I was in the role. Might help.

alienlife · **Posted:** Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:26 pm

Has anyone else realised a slight spelling error and the word announcer can be autocorrected to a mincer

bBolt

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:42 pm

...whatever happened to the time-honoured tradition of calling said person 'announer???'

tripledecker · **Joined:** Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:25 pm **Posts:** 1938

Poolie_on_Tyne wrote:

Thanks mrjrobson for "taking the piss" about the fans panel, less than 24 hours after it first met. The bottle tops, which were discussed, have already been restored but feeding you all from 5 loaves & 4 fish may take a little longer.

You might want to wait for yloop's summary before throwing the baby out with the bathwater. And for the "record", the topic of the announcer was not discussed

Lots of people have been light hearted my taking the piss out of the fans panel, or did you think the tomatoe caps question was serious

You are being selectively offended

tripledecker · **Joined:** Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:25 pm **Posts:** 1938

For the record I do think this mrjrobson bloke is out of order for demanding the bloke be sacked !

mjrobson82 · **Joined:** Tue May 07, 2013 8:59 pm **Posts:** 115

tripledecker wrote:

For the record I do think this mrjrobson bloke is out of order for demanding the bloke be sacked !

Yep I'm a right old rascal me....you can clearly see can't you the amount of times I've said "Sack him"
I need banning for my own good.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I can't believe you want the poor lad to be sacked.

mjrobson82 · **Joined:** Tue May 07, 2013 8:59 pm **Posts:** 115

PJPoolie wrote:

I can't believe you want the poor lad to be sacked.

I hope your comment is sarcastic and you're not just thick as fuck

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Sun Sep 15, 2013 3:37 pm

Quite harsh wanting him to be sacked tbf MJR

mjrobson82 · **Joined:** Tue May 07, 2013 8:59 pm **Posts:** 115

thetownendfaithful wrote:

Quite harsh wanting him to be sacked tbf MJR

I got a bovril at the match and asked the lad to keep the lid off....he put the lid on CAN YOU BELEIVE IT?!
Add him to the list.
Plus I bought a lottery ticket with a tenner and he gave me pound coins as change..awful.
And sharon in the ticket office didn't say "hiya pet" like normal she said "morning how can I help"
The clubs gone to the pits.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:02 pm

I can't believe you have put a petition together to make somebody unemployed..

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:03 pm

There aren't any pits anymore. Someone complained and they all got sacked and then they closed them down.

Little acorns Mr Robson. Think on.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Last week Cooper was too inexperienced this week the tannoy lad has to go, who is on the dole next!!?

mjrobson82 · **Joined:** Tue May 07, 2013 8:59 pm **Posts:** 115

Spender wrote:

There aren't any pits anymore. Someone complained and they all got sacked and then they closed them down.

Little acorns Mr Robson. Think on.

Barrel of laughs on here isnt it. Why so serious.

mjrobson82 · **Joined:** Tue May 07, 2013 8:59 pm **Posts:** 115

PJPoolie wrote:

Last week Cooper was too inexperienced this week the tannoy lad has to go, who is on the dole next!!?

Let me think, as I havent actually said I wanted the lad sacking....oh this is a tough one...how about everyone except greene and hodcroft how does that sound?

tripledecker · **Joined:** Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:25 pm **Posts:** 1938

Mrjrobson, you are an angry man ?
Do you have a squeaky voice like the announcer and it makes you cry when you hear it ?

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:14 pm

I'm not going again till there's a new announcer instated and MJR approves

mjrobson82 · **Joined:** Tue May 07, 2013 8:59 pm **Posts:** 115

tripledecker wrote:

Mrjrobson, you are an angry man ?
Do you have a squeaky voice like the announcer and it makes you cry when you hear it ?

Grumpy yes, angry no.
I get irrated by having to repeat myself to people who make comments based on the first comments in a thread rather than reading the whole thing.

You've got me on the voice like, this is just a cry for help as I sound like a small child on helium.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

mjrobson82 wrote:

PJPoolie wrote:

Last week Cooper was too inexperienced this week the tannoy lad has to go, who is on the dole next!!?

Let me think, as I havent actually said I wanted the lad sacking....oh this is a tough one...how about everyone except greene and hodcroft how does that sound?

You DON'T want him sacked?

You maybe should have said this at some point to avoid confusion. You wouldn't want people think to think you want to see the lad on the dole.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Mr robson wants too see the whole town on the rock n roll

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mjrobson82 · **Joined:** Tue May 07, 2013 8:59 pm **Posts:** 115

Yubep wrote:

Mr robson wants too see the whole town on the rock n roll

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Yes thats what I obviously said

mjrobson82 · **Joined:** Tue May 07, 2013 8:59 pm **Posts:** 115

MadJohn wrote:

mjrobson82 wrote:

I get irrated by having to repeat myself.

Then don't? Just a suggestion like

People keep asking the same things I keep giving the same answer. Im stubborn like that.

tripledecker · **Joined:** Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:25 pm **Posts:** 1938

mjrobson82 wrote:

MadJohn wrote:

mjrobson82 wrote:

I get irrated by having to repeat myself.

Then don't? Just a suggestion like

People keep asking the same things I keep giving the same answer. Im stubborn like that.

What does your boyfriend think ?

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:31 pm

So you do want the announcer to be sacked?

mjrobson82 · **Joined:** Tue May 07, 2013 8:59 pm **Posts:** 115

Along with the whole town yer mate. Cos I'm that much of an angry bastard.

tripledecker · **Joined:** Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:25 pm **Posts:** 1938

mjrobson82 wrote:

Along with the whole town yer mate. Cos I'm that much of an angry bastard.

Who is your favorite Akers-Belcher ?

mjrobson82 · **Joined:** Tue May 07, 2013 8:59 pm **Posts:** 115

tripledecker wrote:

mjrobson82 wrote:

MadJohn wrote:

[quote="mjrobson82"]I get irrated by having to repeat myself.

Then don't? Just a suggestion like

People keep asking the same things I keep giving the same answer. Im stubborn like that.

What does your boyfriend think ?[/quote]
My boyfriend russ doesnt have an opinion

mjrobson82 · **Joined:** Tue May 07, 2013 8:59 pm **Posts:** 115

tripledecker wrote:

mjrobson82 wrote:

Along with the whole town yer mate. Cos I'm that much of an angry bastard.

Who is your favorite Akers-Belcher ?

Covers blown here like

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:05 pm

Some of you fuckwits get worse, leave the bloke alone, he has an opinion different to the rest, so what, go cyber bully elsewhere!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:08 pm

Here here Mr.Butt!!!!

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Hardly 'cyber bullying' is it?

A bit if mild piss taking at worst and if we're going to ban that then this place is finished.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:11 pm

PJPoolie wrote:

Hardly 'cyber bullying' is it?

A bit if mild piss taking at worst and if we're going to ban that then this place is finished.

Ah, the ringleader speaks :naughty:

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:38 pm

[quote="mjrobson82"][quote="Yubep"]Mr robson wants too see the whole town on the rock n roll

So just to clarify then... You would like to see the whole of the County formerly known as Cleveland to be registered unemployed?

...or just Hartlepool Borough itself? (...not including the outlying village communities/ Gypsy settlements, real or intended.)

mjrobson82 · **Joined:** Tue May 07, 2013 8:59 pm **Posts:** 115

alleztfc wrote:

mjrobson82 wrote:

Yubep wrote:

Mr robson wants too see the whole town on the rock n roll

So just to clarify then... You would like to see the whole of the County formerly known as Cleveland to be registered unemployed?

...or just Hartlepool Borough itself? (...not including the outlying village communities/ Gypsy settlements, real or intended.)

Just hartlepool borough. Obviously the gypsie community will be exempt. They will become the employers and owners of the Borough as outstanding hard working law abiding citizens

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

crowe wrote:

I don't understand the issue here.
The new lad on the PA is a good friend of mine, he is an experienced DJ who works every weekend in the town, in arguably the busiest bar in Hartlepool.
He plays great music at the match, he does the job he is there for, yet some people have decided to criticise him for having an accent?

It's only the busiest because its about the same size as my spare bedroom

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

monkeybutt wrote:

Some of you fuckwits get worse, leave the bloke alone, he has an opinion different to the rest, so what, go cyber bully elsewhere!

Is that comment ironic??

The only reason this thread began Is cos of his cyber bullying of the PA announcer n trying to get rid of him.

Your such a knob monkeybutt.

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mjrobson82 · **Joined:** Tue May 07, 2013 8:59 pm **Posts:** 115

Yubep wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

Some of you fuckwits get worse, leave the bloke alone, he has an opinion different to the rest, so what, go cyber bully elsewhere!

Is that comment ironic??

The only reason this thread began Is cos of his cyber bullying of the PA announcer n trying to get rid of him.

Your such a knob monkeybutt.

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Ahem....not my thread.

yloop · **Posted:** Sun Sep 15, 2013 8:35 pm

I think the announcer's alright me, he reads some names out and plays some songs.

yloop · **Posted:** Sun Sep 15, 2013 8:41 pm

4 pages for this shit :laugh:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun Sep 15, 2013 8:52 pm

the hypocrite wrote:

Is a fuckwit someone who calls himself a caterer cos he fries chips in a shit caff in a shithole of a town ?

No, a fuckwit is a person trying to get 125 bar for a season ticket in September, because he has no friends :hand:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun Sep 15, 2013 8:52 pm

Yubep wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

Some of you fuckwits get worse, leave the bloke alone, he has an opinion different to the rest, so what, go cyber bully elsewhere!

Is that comment ironic??

The only reason this thread began Is cos of his cyber bullying of the PA announcer n trying to get rid of him.

Your such a knob monkeybutt.

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monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun Sep 15, 2013 8:55 pm

Yubep your a sheep, shut the fuck up.

Block B Blues · **Posted:** Sun Sep 15, 2013 8:56 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

the hypocrite wrote:

Is a fuckwit someone who calls himself a caterer cos he fries chips in a shit caff in a shithole of a town ?

No, a fuckwit is a person trying to get 125 bar for a season ticket in September, because he has no friends :hand:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun Sep 15, 2013 9:02 pm

the hypocrite wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

the hypocrite wrote:

Is a fuckwit someone who calls himself a caterer cos he fries chips in a shit caff in a shithole of a town ?

No, a fuckwit is a person trying to get 125 bar for a season ticket in September, because he has no friends :hand:

Why you quoting that at me I go with my mates every game home AND away ? Stick to frying chips looking at boys and drinking lard doughboy.

Oops, I am a fuckwit, my apologies

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

This thread :laugh:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun Sep 15, 2013 9:04 pm

Chip Fireball wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

the hypocrite wrote:

Is a fuckwit someone who calls himself a caterer cos he fries chips in a shit caff in a shithole of a town ?

No, a fuckwit is a person trying to get 125 bar for a season ticket in September, because he has no friends :hand:

I think when you can't tell the difference between the words "Neutral" and "hypocrite" you probably should stop calling other people fuckwits. You should have quit while you were behind here.

True

tripledecker · **Joined:** Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:25 pm **Posts:** 1938

You lot all sound as gay as that poncey announcer with the squeaky voice at pools ...

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

tripledecker wrote:

You lot all sound as gay as that poncey announcer with the squeaky voice at pools ...

The one you've never heard :laugh:

When was the last time you saw a Pools game out of interest?

tripledecker · **Joined:** Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:25 pm **Posts:** 1938

PJPoolie wrote:

tripledecker wrote:

You lot all sound as gay as that poncey announcer with the squeaky voice at pools ...

The one you've never heard :laugh:

When was the last time you saw a Pools game out of interest?

It was a joke mr pj, and a (seemingly failed) attempt at irony !

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I know, the question was genuine though a few people have said you live abroad when was the last time you watched a Pools match. Given how frequently you post about the team I think it's a fair question.

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