He was at the game today. sat in the stand in sun glasses. So he's with the squad why he didn't play or was on the bench to come on is anyone's guess.

Right that all I have to say on the different threads i've started. I'm definetely getting it tonight no chat up lines etc I have 30 euro don't have to chat her up it's a certainty see you all later

There was a fetish named bob
who by now will be on the job
he will sure get a shock
when he whips out his cock
and finds out she is on the blob!

Have you seen the pics Bob tends to post?
I just hope that for him tonight's host
Has been certified free
Unequivocally
Of the meat and two veg in them most.

B[quote][/quote]Bobs feeling horny and flashing the cash,
he's picked out his woman and feeling flash,
in a fortnights time,
will he feel so fine,
When his knob's got a prickly rash?

Or.........

When Bob shoots off it won't be a waste,
It's been that long so please avoid haste,,
It's gonna be fun,
When he fires his gun,
And it comes out like toothpaste.

I can't do limericks but its a shame Bob didn't run an interactive ABC so we could choose where he dumped his baggage.

We can only pray it's not secretly filmed and released....anyone think of a title for this classic scud fillum.....?