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 Post subject: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 1:08 pm 
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Anyone else think that could see us murdered down the flank defensively ?


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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 1:17 pm 
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Can't really comment until I've seen Compton play.

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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
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doubledecker wrote:
Anyone else think that could see us murdered down the flank defensively ?


Were doomed.

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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 1:23 pm 
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before I answer this can someone confirm that we ARE playing against 4th division wingers next season?

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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
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Doubledecker have you got anything positive to say about Pools?

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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
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yeh get on board double decker.

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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
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doubledecker wrote:
Anyone else think that could see us murdered down the flank defensively ?


As nobody had ever seen them play together I'd suggest nobody can answer that question

Very strange thread


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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
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Holden, poor defensively , Compton a self proclaimed. 'Flair' player.
Hopefully cooper can mold them into an effective unit !


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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
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You could say the same about Bale and assou-ekotto they seem to do ok.

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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
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Doesn't necessarily mean he is poor defensively just because he is a self proclaimed Flair player.

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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
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Agreed joe Mac guess we will see


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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
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O no a team full off flair attacking players if there score 2 we will score 3 how boring ?


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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
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Holden looked much better towards the end of last season, it's not as if Horwood was actually any good at defending either. I think Holden will do just fine.

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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
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Who's to say Cooper isn't going to bring another left back in as well?

Agree with this being a strange thread as people are already being negative before a ball has been kicked or without seeing some of the players play.

Let's have some positivity please people


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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
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OK. I have just looked.

We are playing in the fourth division.

So do we assume that someone thinks all the other teams in this shite division are going to have wingers like Ronaldo?

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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
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doubledecker wrote:
Anyone else think that could see us murdered down the flank defensively ?


As you mentioned in another thread I think Cooper knows more about defensive players than you do.

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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
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Murdered down the flank is a great line though.

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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
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Wer'e gonna get knacked down the flank. Knacked knacked knacked knacked KNACKED. Down the flank. Knacked.

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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
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Who was the last left-sided player we had who could attack AND Defend?

Robbie Mc?


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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 2:32 pm 
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Wer'e gonna get knacked down the flank. Knacked knacked knacked knacked KNACKED. Down the flank. Knacked.


Does this have a tune? It seems to have a strange, half-recognised rhythm. sctatchinghead


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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 2:33 pm 
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Who was the last left-sided player we had who could attack AND Defend?

Robbie Mc?


Yes, but why can't footballers do these things. They get trained, don't they? That's what puzzles me. sctatchinghead


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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
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doubledecker wrote:
Anyone else think that could see us murdered down the flank defensively ?


Is it your lot in life to be a nit picking miserable sod?

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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
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DonBall wrote:
Who's to say Cooper isn't going to bring another left back in as well?

Agree with this being a strange thread as people are already being negative before a ball has been kicked or without seeing some of the players play.

Let's have some positivity please people


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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
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I think we might murder other teams down the flank offensively. Obviously we might not but as I've never seen Compton play it as likely an outcome as anything else.


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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 6:21 pm 
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ElvisC wrote:
Who was the last left-sided player we had who could attack AND Defend?

Robbie Mc?


Yes, but why can't footballers do these things. They get trained, don't they? That's what puzzles me. sctatchinghead


Well you know when you read in the press, other media, and they say 'the Hartlepool defender, the Hartlepool striker, etc, etc, etc, well it's because they specialise in their job.

My old man was a burner who could weld but he was a much better burner. His brazing was risible. :roll:


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ElvisC wrote:
Who was the last left-sided player we had who could attack AND Defend?

Robbie Mc?


Mitch cook werent bad, well his free kicks are corners led to loads of assists so guess that counts as attacking anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
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What a bizzare shout that is tree :laugh:

Of all the full backs we've had and you go for one who played a handful of games when we were absolutely terrible that milk turned quicker than :laugh: Didn't we sign another veteran at the same time as Cook, Dave Burgess rings a bell from memory he was about 40.

I think full back wise Neil Austin and Evan Horwood rank highly, Austin was quality in his first couple of seasons hopefully he can get that form back this season.


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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:26 pm 
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Well you know when you read in the press, other media, and they say 'the Hartlepool defender, the Hartlepool striker, etc, etc, etc, well it's because they specialise in their job.

My old man was a burner who could weld but he was a much better burner. His brazing was risible. :roll:


As so often, I'm not sure what your point is :wink:

My old man was a lathe turner. He served his apprenticeship, and when someone asked him to turn a bit of metal to a thousandth of an inch, he could do it with his eyes closed. That's specialising at your job. The functionality of ships depended on his accuracy.

Now, about these strikers who don't strike........


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 Post subject: Re: A left hand side of Holden and Compton
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:44 pm 
Ask someone when the season starts. It's quarter to three here and I have to go and urinate on some customers so they'll leave. :wink:


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