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alienlife · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:24 am

Ripper was being sarcastic, you can't do anything un-doable by accident.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:24 am

One of the best threads I've seen for a long time RIP FDE

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Guess il have to do some work then

Possibly the greatest thread iv seen in a long time and first time in a while iv actually thoroughly enjoyed coming on here

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:30 am

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

Yubep wrote:

Awww mutley i thought you were better than that.

He said that it was an accident and I believe him.

Some of these buttons are well confusing.

Can it be saved Ripper?

I have absolutely no idea. Computer stuff confuses me.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

No humourless attempt by the secret dressing up gang will stop me taking the piss out of their secretism.

And then we get called names for taking the piss.

Priceless.

I wonder if They realise Just how sad this makes them all look.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:34 am

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:34 am

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:36 am

Chew at the Crawley match results in a member of the FDE being cornered...

#FDE#ohdear

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Is Muttley a founding member of the FDE?

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

There is a penguin outside my house, threatening me, the FDE are onto me!

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:41 am

I'm going to eat a full pack of Penguin biscuits in protest!

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:43 am

Damn! I've gone and accidentally made the topic sticky. Bollocks to these controls!!

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:45 am

What a fucking rarf. FACT!

alienlife · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:45 am

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:55 am

Yubep wrote:

There is a penguin outside my house, threatening me, the FDE are onto me!

Is this him...

Compo · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:00 pm

no its this fella;

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:01 pm

This guy has burst into the office at work...

Compo · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:02 pm

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:05 pm

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:07 pm

phil wrote:

I have absolutely no idea what any of you are talking about...

Can someone give me a quick run down?

A thread was created asking what this years fancy dress was, took quite a few posts to get the answer of Penguins, then a number of hilarious posts followed that jesting how secretive the FDE (Fancy Dress Elite) are.. Now its been deleted.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:12 pm

Joe Mac wrote:

phil wrote:

I have absolutely no idea what any of you are talking about...

Can someone give me a quick run down?

A thread was created asking what this years fancy dress was, took quite a few posts to get the answer of Penguins, then a number of hilarious posts followed that jesting how secretive the FDE (Fancy Dress Elite) are.. Now its been deleted.

But there was also a suggestion that the penguins was a ruse and that the real fancy dress theme would be some kind of bears...

#FDE#fooledthosenotintheknow

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

This turn of events is funnier than the actual thread :laugh:

Never has fancy dress been taken so seriously.

ptbap · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:25 pm

Move along people, nothing to see here, go back to your homes.....

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Mr Ripper wrote:

But there was also a suggestion that the penguins was a ruse and that the real fancy dress theme would be some kind of bears...

Would be hilarious if it was and there ended being more penguins than bears and the penguins got all the much needed attention!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

thats the key tree, the attention, the attention is a must, only good attention tho, anyone dressed as a penguin who hasnt had the CRB and credit check will not be allowed entry.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:38 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

But there was also a suggestion that the penguins was a ruse and that the real fancy dress theme would be some kind of bears...

Would be hilarious if it was and there ended being more penguins than bears and the penguins got all the much needed attention!

I'm sure that if there are penguins and bears then they'll all be happy together...

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:38 pm

"Chew" is probably my favourite word ever.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Yubep wrote:

thats the key tree, the attention, the attention is a must, only good attention tho, anyone dressed as a penguin who hasnt had the CRB and credit check will not be allowed entry.

I heard they were implementing a microchip policy so that any unofficial penguins can be shunned. Or they will simply turn their backs to them and whisper quietly.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:48 pm

Scene's outside Crawley checking for FDE membership card, those who don't possess one will be turned away to minimize the risk of chew.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:50 pm

Joe Mac wrote:

"Chew" is probably my favourite word ever.

LMFAO - just googled for images on the search term "causing chew". This is what I got. I hope the result wasn't customised just for me.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=%22ca ... 80&bih=613

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Montpoolier wrote:

Joe Mac wrote:

"Chew" is probably my favourite word ever.

LMFAO - just googled for images on the search term "causing chew". This is what I got. I hope the result wasn't customised just for me.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=%22ca ... 80&bih=613

Effion, penguins and Monkey Business clappp

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:52 pm

alienlife · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:54 pm

About half the pictures on that link are from the bunker too.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:08 pm

I think it is important to establish that not all penguins are alike. Some do not cause chew.

The domesticated ones like this one for instance... good as gold!

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:16 pm

It is the seals which we need to be worying about.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:19 pm

The problem is that chew is part of the culture of British penguins, has been since the 70s. All you need is for an Emperor to kick it all off and large numbers of Chinstraps, Rockhoppers and Erect Cresteds will join in. Not to mention the Yellow Eyed bastads that are only there for the chew anyway.

The biggest problem comes after all the chew- the dirty gets regurgitate on the trains on the way home.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:25 pm

born toulouse wrote:

The problem is that chew is part of the culture of British penguins, has been since the 70s. All you need is for an Emperor to kick it all off and large numbers of Chinstraps, Rockhoppers and Erect Cresteds will join in. Not to mention the Yellow Eyed bastads that are only there for the chew anyway.

The biggest problem comes after all the chew- the dirty gets regurgitate on the trains on the way home.

Forgive me for saying so Mr Toulouse but I don't think it is that black and white.

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born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:39 pm

Fair point but there are sure to be some of them up before the beak.

ptbap · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:47 pm

All this talk about chew, it's bound to happen now, if it had all of been kept hush hush, they day would have been a great success!

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

WILLIAMS DENIES FDE LINK

Former Hartlepool United striker Eifion Williams today took steps to distance himself from images linking him to the secretive Fancy Dress Elite.

The former Pools hitman, 37, says he has no idea why pictures of him celebrating a goal appeared in circulated propaganda promoting the FDE's upcoming trip to Crawley.

"I just want to make it clear, I am not one of those in the know"

The group caused a Twitter frenzy in the May last year when pictured on a hesculator dressed as Smurfs in London's King Cross Station. This year reports suggest they are aiming to go one better with speculation rife as to what the official costume will be but the Bangor born start hinted at a darker side to the group

"To honest it's been a nightmare, people outside of the house, we've had to talk the phone off the hook. I have never got dressed up to go to a football match in my life, those pictures of me dressed as an Umpa Lumpa were from Barry Town's Christmas Party in 1997"

"We all chuckled at the escalator picture, let's just see what they come up with this year we all hear whispers but I'm not going to repeat it to you, I have a young family and I don't want any chew"

Nobody from the FDE was available for comment.

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:04 pm

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:05 pm

PJPoolie wrote:

WILLIAMS DENIES FDE LINK

Former Hartlepool United striker Eifion Williams today took steps to distance himself from images linking him to the secretive Fancy Dress Elite.

The former Pools hitman, 37, says he has no idea why pictures of him celebrating a goal appeared in circulated propaganda promoting the FDE's upcoming trip to Crawley.

"I just want to make it clear, I am not one of those in the know"

The group caused a Twitter frenzy in the May last year when pictured on a hesculator dressed as Smurfs in London's King Cross Station. This year reports suggest they are aiming to go one better with speculation rife as to what the official costume will be but the Bangor born start hinted at a darker side to the group

"To honest it's been a nightmare, people outside of the house, we've had to talk the phone off the hook. I have never got dressed up to go to a football match in my life, those pictures of me dressed as an Umpa Lumpa were from Barry Town's Christmas Party in 1997"

"We all chuckled at the escalator picture, let's just see what they come up with this year we all hear whispers but I'm not going to repeat it to you, I have a young family and I don't want any chew"

Nobody from the FDE was available for comment.

fookin brilliant :laugh:

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:08 pm

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Any chance of an accidental deletion

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alienlife · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:14 pm

Why the yawn and rolly eyes? Have you had a sense of humour bypass too?

There are some right miserable tossers around these days, you can't join our fancy dress club, can't question us and can't take the piss.

Can someone please post a list of things we can laugh at? That way I'll have something else petty to rip the piss out of.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:32 pm

Waheyyy

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Its done a Lazarus

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offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Shouldn't the two posts be merged now ... Wouldn't want anyone missing out on the FDE news

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