Weighing his own Veg in public doesn't sound appropriate

You stalking him Chip?

To be honest after Sunday he couldn't get any worse.

First off he had his headphones in, school boy error whilst shopping if you ask me, it doesn't stop anyone talking to you n you always miss the first bit of the conversation.

Maybe not playing for a while had made him a bit anxious as he was putting 1 item through before he'd even bagged the other.

He got a roll of the eyes from the self service helper.

I don't think he's anywhere near Morrisons check out standard yet.

Elvisc is an expert when it comes to self service in Morrisons n especially salad boxes, over to you...


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Isn't his celebration in a surfs up Hawaiian style not a metal thing?

I saw the lad fill his Audi A4 Cabriolet up with petrol recently, and I have to say he had the air of a seasoned pro about him. Nonchalantely, bordering on arrogantly, selected the pay at the pump option and effortlessly dispensed the fuel into the petrol tank. What impressed me most was the way he finished it off, a couple of little wiggles of the pump whilst still in the filler hole, then as calm as you like he twists the nossle so not a drop was wasted. Lovely action. To top it all off he seemed to request his receipt whilst still filling up. Bloody genius that.

The lad's got class, and he managed to scan his Club Card too.

Steve Howard doesn't even have a Club Card so.......

I mean paying at the pump just oozes class

Obviously i just seen him on an off day then, now that i know he's paying at the pump it really does change everything.

Just hope word doesn't get out about his Petrol situation and we can fend off interest from other clubs.

Yeah.....and he managed to pull just one of them disposable glove things out from the box instead of the usual 3 or 4 all stuck together. You can tell he's had a Premier league upbringing like

See if you can catch him with a bag for life too

Did one of his shopping trolley wheels have a mind of it's own?

our lass has one of them mutters, works wonders in the morrisons, she never gets caught short now.

I'm not convinced that paying at the pump is necessarily Premiership class. If he was using an ordinary debit card and hunched a bit while he put his number in he could be from any level of the professional game. You'd need to know it was a nicely designed credit card with a big limit on it before scouts from the top clubs would pay you for the info.

Using those stupid gloves is a clear sign of OCD though. Irrefutable proof that he is heading for the very top and a salary that means salad box sizes and extra buns just don't matter anymore.

So whats the deal with getting a salad box through at a cheaper price? Im presuming it weighs the thing and therefore if you have heavier items such as pasta and stuff in then its not possible?

well thats the test tree, normally an alarm will sound n a women will come over, i guess its getting past the women n fooling her.

I do the old "dunno whats up with this like" trick.

So basically if would be piss easy to get a large box of just lettuce leaves through as a small?

Or just buy a lettuce and save the bother and about a quid.

I dont like lettuce.

Pfft amateurs, put a stopper under the scale and get 10kg for the price of a bounty

I tried that the other day, the woman came over to check, but she lettuce off with it.

Cos she thought it was a one off, but realised it was just the tip of the Iceburg and she thought you were a little gem

I wish you would leaf out the crap puns.

It's a wonder she didn't BLT the shit out of him.

Lol(lo Rosso)...

What really boils my piss about salads is this, you ask people if they want salad and they say yes, then they don`t touch any of it, next visit you say, " you don`t want salad do you"? and they say yes please and fucking leave it

I have to say, the salad swervers are mostly rotund