Why is it that women can say a bloke is good looking when you watch a film, when you say, watching the same film, my god she has big tits, all hell breaks loose

too true.

and there is that awful situation when she asks "what things about me would you change?"



Arrrghhhh, run

Tact is the key, never say what your thinking, run it past your conscience a couple of times first and then, and only then, take the only option open to you, LIE

Spot on.

Our lass is a size 12. Always tries on the size 10s first - though they only fit once a blue moon. The other week she picked out a size 8; comes out of the changing room with a face a mile long so I say "Never mind, you were never going to get into that."

And I thought I was being sympathetic! Fook me - I may as well have said "By the way, I've always fancied a go with your skinny sister."

The 3 rules to remember when going clothes shopping with your missus;-

1) Don`t go

2) Don`t go

3) Don`t go

And enjoy a happy relationship

Its hilarious watching all the blokes like you when I go shopping with my wife. I am stood outside the changing room with the other blokes & their partners all come out one by one & the blokes comments range from "you look gorgeous darling" to "it fits you perfectly", when its obvious these women dont look gorgeous in the clothes & it doesnt fit at all, but the blokes are too scared to tell the truth. Then my wife comes out & I say nah, its awful, makes you look fat, your tits are too big for it or some other honest comment & you can see the them all smirking at me as if I will get into trouble for being honest, BUT the thing is, my wife comes out & we go to another shop. All their partners come out & buy clothes that they will never wear again cos they dont fit & then the blokes will get the blame for not being honest in the first place.

Just sit in the car and listen to the radio instead.

My mate went to buy some bra and knickers set for his missus a year or two back. After selecting a few garments he joined a long queue to pay. He ignored a few funny looks given what he was carrying after all, its not every day a bloke buys a bra. Ten minutes later he got to the front and realised he was in the queue for the changing rooms!

Have we met like? Glad you're feeeling so chipper about yourself; from the sound of things your missus' self-esteem will have been in the toilet for years living with a bloke like you.

See what fun it is making sweeping generalisations based on a single comment?

edited for you

Oh arse - this has nowt to do with Mr. Irrelevant - still trying to work out the cut and paste bit.

Sounds like I'm lucky.
1) Madame doesn't especially like to go shopping
2) If something she tries on looks shite on her I tell her it does and she believes me (not that I do so out of habit).

I can always consider hiring her out. Won't be cheap though.
And be warned that (2) doesn't work when she brings something home she chose without me.

Yes its great fun making these sweeping generalisations about people I have never met, everyone does it on here all the time, cos we all hide behind a pseudonym knowing we can say what we want & criticise people without any comeback.

I will, however, apologise to you if I caused you any offence. My first reply was an overall generalisation of what happens when men go shopping with their other half & not a personal dig at you!

I went to that Victorias secret place for a see through nightie for me bird, went in and said, " Have you got 1 in size 52-48-64", the girl said, " why the hell do you want to see through that"

Thanks for the laughs Messers Monkeybutt and Irrelevant and cheers for the edit poolie66!

Overall generalisation alert!!!