As mentioned earlier they could play the Locamotion by Kylie when/if they score
The massed ranks of Loids could clap together like a steam train pulling off and make the chuffing noises
They could have the brick train as their new club badge
Tickets for games could be orange and green and then clipped on entry with one of those hole punches in the shape of a train
Refreshments could be an overpriced cup of tea and a microwaved bacon and egg bap that's still stonecold in the centre
The PA announcer could say "the teams arriving on the pitch at 14:55 are Locamotive Darltington and Jarrow Roofing"
Fans could could dress up as the fat-contoller from Thomas the Tank Engine on the last day of the season
Pre-match music:
3:10 To Yuma – Sandy Denny (Fairport Convention)
5:15 – The Who
500 Miles – Kingston Trio/Peter Paul & Mary/Bobby Bare
Ain’t No Brakeman – John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers
All Night Train – Allman Brothers Band
Amtrak (Ain’t Comin’ Back) – Billy Joe Shaver
Amtrak Is For Lovers – Houston Calls
Another Town Another Train – ABBA
Another Train Coming – Kim Weston
At The Station – Joe Walsh
B & O Blues – Big Joe Turner
Baby Likes To Rock It (Like A Boogie Woogie Choo Choo Train) – The Tractors
Ballad Of Jesse James – Marty Robbins/Kingston Trio/Grandpa Jones/Michael Martin Murphy
Ballad of John Henry – Jimmy Dean
Big Black Train – Flatt & Scruggs
Big Freight Train Carry Me Home – Boxcar Willie
Big Railroad Blues – Grateful Dead
Big Rock Candy Mountain – Harry McClintock/Burl Ives
Big Steel Rail – Gordon Lightfoot
Big Train From Memphis – John Fogerty
Blue Railroad Train – Doc Watson
Blue Train – Johnny Cash
Blue Water Line – The Brothers Four
Boxcar Blues – Boxcar Willie
Boxcar Willie – Roy Acuff
Boxcars – Joe Ely
Boxcar’s My Home – Boxcar Willie/Willie Nelson
Brakeman’s Blues – Jimmie Rodgers
Canadian Pacific – Gordon Lightfoot/George Hamilton IV
Canadian Railroad Trilogy – Gordon Lightfoot
Cannonball – The Carter Family
Cannonball Blues – Utah Phillips/Grandpa Jones
Cannonball Rag – Doc Watson
Casey Jones – Grateful Dead
Casey Jones – Johnny Cash
Chattanooga Choo Choo – The Andrew Sisters/Glenn Miller/Cab Calloway
Chicken Train – Ozark Mountain Daredevils
Choo Choo Ch’boogie – Asleep At The Wheel/Stanley Brothers
City of New Orleans – Arlo Guthrie/Willie Nelson
C’mon On Ride That Train – Quad City DJ’s
Conjunction Junction – Schoolhouse Rock (TV segments)
Crazy Train – Ozzy Osbourne
Daddy Was A Railroad Man – Boxcar Willie
Daddy, What’s A Train – Utah Phillips/John Denver
Daybreak Express – Duke Ellington
Desperadoes Waiting For A Train – The Highwaymen
Devil’s Train – Roy Acuff
Dixie Flyer – Randy Newman
Do The Choo-Choo – Archie Bell & The Drells
Don’t Stop Believin’ – Journey
Down By The Station – The Four Preps
Downbound Train – Bruce Springsteen
Downtown Train – Tom Waits/Rod Stewart
Drill Ye Tarriers Drill – The Easy Riders
Driver 8 – REM
Driving The Last Spike – Genesis
Drug Train – Social Distortion
Early Morning Rain – Gordon Lightfoot/Peter Paul & Mary
Eastbound Train – Flatt & Scruggs
Engine Engine Number Nine – Roger Miller
Engine Number Nine – The Deftones
Engine Number Nine – Starlight Express Soundtrack
Engine Of Love – Starlight Express Soundtrack
Express – B.T. Express
Fast Express – Stanley Brothers
Fast Freight – Kingston Trio
Fast Moving Night Train – Grandpa Jones
Fast Train – April Wine
Fireball Mail – Roy Acuff/Flatt & Scruggs
Folsom Prison Blues – Johnny Cash
Freedom Train – James Carr
Freight Train Blues – Jimmy Dean/Bob Dylan/Boxcar Willie
Freight Train Boogie – Red Foley/Doc Watson
Freight Train Comin’ – Metallica
Friendship Train – The Temptations
Full Throttle – Kottonmouth Kings
The Gambler – Kenny Rogers
Georgia On A Fast Train – Billy Joe Shaver/Johnny Cash/Willie Nelson
Get Back On The Train – Phish
Get Down Off The Train – The Isley Brothers
Ghetto Train – Luther Ingram
Ghost Train – Counting Crows/Bee Gees/Marc Cohn
Ghost Train – Gorillaz
Glendale Train – New Riders of The Purple Sage
Go Go Train – Freda Payne
Gone Darker – Electrelane
Gone Dead Train – Crazy Horse/Randy Newman
Gospel Train – The Wright Brothers
Graveyard Train – Creedence Clearwater Revival
Hear My Train A Comin’ – Jimi Hendrix
Hear That Lonesome Whistle Blow – Roger Whittaker
Heart Like A Locomotive – Paul Butterfield Blues Band
Heartbreak Express – Dolly Parton
Hellbound Train – Savoy Brown
Here Comes The Freedom Train – Merle Haggard
Here Comes The Train – Solomon Burke
Hey Porter – Johnny Cash
High Speed Train – REM
Hobo Bill’s Last Ride – Hank Snow/Jimmie Rodgers/Merle Haggard
Hobo Heaven – Boxcar Willie
Hobo’s Lullaby – Woody Guthrie
Hobo’s Meditation – Jimmie Rodgers
Hobo You Can’t Ride This Train – Louis Armstrong
Hot Rails To Hell – Blue Oyster Cult
Homeward Bound – Simon & Garfunkel
I Love The Sound Of A Whistle – Boxcar Willie
I’m A Train – Albert Hammond
I’m Leaving On That Late Train – Solomon Burke
I’m On Fire – Bruce Springsteen
I’ve Been Working On The Railroad – Pete Seeger/Mitch Miller & His Gang
I’ve Got A Thing About Trains – Johnny Cash
If Love Was A Train – Michelle Shocked
Into You Like A Train – Psychedelic Furs
It Takes A Long Train (With A Red Caboose) – Bing Crosby/Peggy Lee
It Takes A Lot To Laugh (It Takes A Train To Cry) – Bob Dylan/Grateful Dead
Jenny Dreamed Of Trains – Sweethearts Of The Rodeo
John Henry – Merle Travis
Jump That Train – Foghat
Jumping Someone Else’s Train – The Cure
Just Another Whistle Stop – The Band
Just Like This Train – Joni Mitchell
Keep On Rollin’ Down The Line – Boxcar Willie
King Of The Road – Roger Miller
Lafayette Railroad – Little Feat
Last Train – Peter Rowan/Graham Central Station
Last Train For Glory – Arlo Guthrie
Last Train Home – Lost Prophets
Last Train Home (instrumental) – Pat Metheny Group
Last Train To Clarksville – The Monkees
Last Train To Heaven – Boxcar Willie
Last Train To London – Electric Light Orchestra
Last Train To Loveland – Eddie Hinton
Last Train To San Fernando – Johnny Duncan
Last Train To Transcentral – KLF
Legend Of John Henry – Johnny Cash
Let Me Ride The Southbound – Rex Allen
Let The Train Whistle Blow – Johnny Cash
The Letter – Box Tops/Joe Cocker
Life’s Railway To Heaven – Carter Family/Patsy Cline/Amazing Rhythm Aces
Linin’ Track – Leadbelly/Taj Mahal
The Loco-Motion – Little Eva
The Loco-Motion – Grand Funk Railroad
Locomotive – Motorhead
Locomotive – Sawyer Brown
Locomotive Breath – Jethro Tull
Locomotive Man – Johnny Cash
Lonesome Whistle – Hank Williams/Stonewall Jackson/Johnny Cash
Long Black Train – Josh Turner
Long Train – Guy Davis
Long Train Runnin’ – Doobie Brothers
Long Twin Silver Line – Bob Seger
Lost Train Blues – Woody Guthrie
Love Train – O’Jays
Love’s Train – Con Funk Shun
Lynnville Train – Robert Earl Keen
Marrakesh Express – Crosby Stills Nash & Young
Me & Bobby McGee – Janis Joplin/Kris Kristofferson
Medicine Train – The Cult
Memphis Flyer – Neil Diamond
Memphis Train – Rufus Thomas
The Metro – Berlin
Midnight Flyer – Osbourne Brothers/The Eagles
Midnight Special – Leadbelly/Joe Glazer
Midnight Special – Creedence Clearwater Revival
Midnight Train To Georgia – Gladys Knight & The Pips
Moose Turd Pie – Utah Philips
Morning Train – Peter Paul & Mary
Morning Train (Nine To Five) – Sheena Easton
Movin’ On – Hank Snow
The MTA – Kingston Trio
Mule Train – Tennessee Ernie Ford
My Baby Thinks He’s A Train – Roseanne Cash
Mystery Train – Elvis Presley/Ronnie Hawkins
Mystery Train – Bob Welch/Flying Burrito Brothers
New Train – John Prine
The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down – Joan Baez/The Band
Night Train – James Brown/Bobby Womack
Night Train – Guns N Roses
Night Train To Memphis – Roy Acuff/Jerry Lee Lewis/Grandpa Jones
Nine Hundred Miles – Woody Guthrie/New Christy Minstrels
Nine Pound Hammer – Bill Monroe/Merle Travis/Chet Atkins
Nine Pound Hammer – Beau Brummels/Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Nobody Takes The Train Anymore – Holly Dunn
Old Iron Trail – Boxcar Willie
Old Train – Tony Rice Unit
On The Atchison Topeka & The Santa Fe – The Andrew Sisters/Bing Crosby/Judy Garland
On The Atchison Topeka & The Santa Fe – Johnny Mercer/Tommy Dorsey
On The Train – Janis Ian
One More Ride – Hank Snow/Johnny Cash
One Toke Over The Line – Brewer & Shipley
Orange Blossom Special – Johnny Cash/Charlie Daniels Band
Orange Blossom Special – Bill Monroe & His Bluegrass Boys/Flatt & Scruggs
Party Train – Gap Band
Passage To Bangkok – Rush
Passin’ Train – Sawyer Brown
Peace Train – Cat Stevens
Petticoat Junction (TV Show Theme) – Flatt & Scruggs
The Polar Express (fillum Soundtrack) – Tom Hanks
Promised Land – Elvis Presley
Put Me On A Train Back To Texas – Waylon Jennings & Willie Nelson
Queen Of The Rails – Utah Phillips
The Rail Song – Adrian Belew
Railroad Blues – Beastie Boys
A Railroad Bum – Jim Reeves
Railroad Lady – Jimmy Buffett
Railroad Man – The Eels
The Railroad Song – Jim Croce
Railroad Song – Lynyrd Skynyrd
Ramblin’ On My Mind – John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers/Eric Clapton
Ramblin Blues – Robert Johnson
Ride The Train – Alabama
Ride This Train – Mel McDaniel
Riding That Midnight Train – Doc Watson/Ralph Stanley & The Clinch Mountain Boys
Rock Island Line – Lonnie Donegan/Leadbelly/Johnny Horton
Rock Island Line – Johnny Cash/Carl Perkins/Kingston Trio
Roundhouse Blues – Moby Grape
RR Express – Rose Royce
Runaway Train – Elton John/Eric Clapton
Runaway Train – Soul Asylum
Same Train Different Time – Jimmy Rogers
She’ll Be Comin’ Round The Mountain – Tex Ritter/Pete Seeger
Silver Train – Rolling Stones
Silverton Train – C.W. McCall
Slow Train – Staple Singers
Slow Train Comin’ – Bob Dylan
Soul Train – Mary Wells/The Manhattans
Soul Train Theme (TV Show Theme) – Soul Train Gang
Soul Train ’93 (Know You Like To Dance) – Naughty By Nature
Soul Train’s A Comin’ – O’Bryan
Southbound Train – David Crosby & Graham Nash
Southbound Train – Travis Tritt
Southern Pacific – Neil Young
Spanish Train – Chris DeBurgh
Spell Of A Train – Riccochet
Stop This Train – John Mayer
Starlight On The Rails – Flatt & Scruggs/Utah Phillips
Station To Station – David Bowie
Steel Rails – Allison Krauss
Stop That Train – The Wailers
Strangers On A Train – New Riders Of The Purple Sage
Streamlined Cannonball – Roy Acuff/Doc Watson
Take The ‘A’ Train – Duke Ellington
Take The ‘A’ Train – Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys
Taking Care Of Business – Bachman Turner Overdrive
Tennessee Central Number Nine – Roy Acuff
Texas Silver Zephyr – Red Steagall
Texas 1947 – Johnny Cash/Guy Clark
That Memphis Train – Grandpa Jones
That Old Train Whistle – Smothers Brothers
That Train – Jerry Butler
This Train – Woody Guthrie
This Train – Augie March
This Train Don’t Stop Here Anymore – Elton John
This Train Revisted – Indigo Girls
Throw Mama From The Train – Patti Page
Ticket To Ride – The Beatles/The Carpenters
Tons Of Steel – Grateful Dead
Train – Goldfrapp
Train 45 – Stanley Brothers
Train A-Travelin’ – Bob Dylan
Train From Kansas City – Shangri-Las
Train Hoppin’ – Jack Johnson
Train In The Distance – Paul Simon
Train In The Hollow – The County Gentlemen
Train In Vain – The Clash
Train Keep On Movin’ – The 5th Dimension
Train Kept-A-Rollin’ – Aerosmith/The Yardbirds
Train Leaves Here This Morning – The Eagles
Train Long Suffering – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Train Of Consequences – Megadeth
Train Of Love – Willie Hutch/Johnny Cash
Train Of Love – Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Train Of Thought – Cher
Train’ Round The Bend – The Velvet Underground
Train Song – Tom Waits/Gram Parsons/Phish
Train Songs – Tom T. Hall
Train Train – Dolly Parton/Blackfoot
Train Whistle Blues – Hank Snow/Jimmie Rodgers
Train Wreck – Sarah McLachlan
Trains – Ian Anderson/Al Stewart
Trains, Boats & Planes – Billy J Kramer & The Dakotas
Trains Make Me Lonesome – George Strait
Trains Tracks & Travel – Hank Snow
Trainwreck Of Emotion – Lorrie Morgan
Trans-Europe Express – Kraftwerk
TSOP (The Sound of Philadelphia) – MFSB/The Three Degrees
TSOP 2000 – Dr. Freeze & Samson
Two Trains Running – Paul Butterfield Blues Band/Little Feat
Up On Soul Train – The Waters/The Whispers
Wabash Cannonball – Roy Acuff/Carter Family/Doc Watson/Utah Phillips
Wabash Cannonball – Johnny Cash/The Limeliters/Chet Atkins
Waiting At The Station – Aaron Neville
Waiting For A Train – Roy Acuff/Hank Snow/Jimmie Rodgers
Waiting For A Train – Jerry Lee Lewis/Johnny Cash/Jim Reeves
Walking Down A Railroad Line – Woody Guthrie
Westbound Train – Dennis Brown
When The Golden Train Comes Down – Sons Of The Pioneers
Whistle Stop – Louis Prima
White Freightliner Blues – Steve Earle
Will There Be Any Freight Trains In Heaven – Jimmy Rogers/Merle Haggard
Wreck Of The Old ’97 – Woody Guthrie/Hank Snow/Flatt & Scruggs
Wreck Of The Old ’97 – Johnny Cash/Boxcar Willie
Zion Train – Bob Marley & The Wailers
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