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 Post subject: Fifty Shades!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:27 pm 
Mrs.Mutley is onto the 3rd book in the Trilogy....I've just found out that it's basically porn!!!! :shock:

But if she catches me on certain Internet sites she has a whinge and more or less says I'm a 'perv'!!!! :(

Double standards eh?!?! :roll: :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:44 pm 
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if you're reading wimmin's books you are a perv.


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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:49 pm 
Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:
if you're reading wimmin's books you are a perv.


Read my post again....more carefully this time though!!!! :wink: :-D


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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 3:14 pm 
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Ok then - how did you find out? Did she tell you it was porn like?

Thought you might have been sneaking a peek... It'll be Cosmo and Hello next.


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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 4:16 pm 
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dont reall want to get involved in your battles, but is has been in every tabloid practically and reviewed on a few tv programmes over the past week or so


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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:51 pm 
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It's Mills and Boon porn. Written for women so if you have had a look at it Mutley you'll be disappointed. No I haven't read it or 50 shades darker (2nd book) or 50 shades freed (3rd book) I did check it out to see what all the fuss what was about.

If you want a proper book on that subject read the Anne Desclos novel the Story of O. Mind you if your lass enjoys the trilogy look online for the film The Secretary and watch that, it has to be watched uninterrupted to follow the story otherwise you can get lost. Though it not what you would call porn either it's a story of TPE (Total Power Exchange)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secretary_(film)

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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:09 pm 
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Battle? I was hoping it was a bit of fun. If I ever work out how to drag or paste the smilies in here that might be a bit clearer.

I've actually never heard of 50 Shades till now, but I did see The Secretary. Has it's moments...


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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:26 pm 
Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:
Ok then - how did you find out? Did she tell you it was porn like?

Thought you might have been sneaking a peek... It'll be Cosmo and Hello next.


I read something on the BBC site about it!!!! :-D


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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:30 pm 
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Mrs.Mutley is onto the 3rd book in the Trilogy....I've just found out that it's basically porn!!!! :shock:

But if she catches me on certain Internet sites she has a whinge and more or less says I'm a 'perv'!!!! :(

Double standards eh?!?! :roll: :evil:


Do you have a good night after she's read some ?? clappp


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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:47 pm 
More to the point, does she after his case of John Smiths and several exotic snacks. That woman has the patience of a saint. :lol: :lol: clappp clappp


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 Post subject: Re: Fifty Shades!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:07 pm 
It's unreal, I just spent a week in Rhodes and just about every single woman around the pool was reading this filth.

Then I sit innocently thumbing through the latest edition of 'Readers Wives' and they ask me to leave the hotel.

One rule for one.......


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