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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Your thoughts and suggestions?
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I'ev recently got a new graduate working for me who is from Malaysia and calls itself Michelle. The thing is, it has a bit of a tash and never wears a skirt always trousers. In addition it always wears big pants and never a thong (deduced from the vpl on display beneath aforementioned trousers).

This has got me to thinking that it may be one of those Ladyboy things. I've shared this concern with a couple of lads in the office and they are minded to agree so we now refer to it as Ting Tong.

Short of getting a handful of meat and two veg how can we find out for sure exactly what is between its legs- cock and balls or sweet sweet lady bits?

Should we just ask or shall we get one of the junior engineers drunk and convince him to crack onto it?

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Webcam in the toilet should do the trick.
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Webcam in the toilet should do the trick.


Can't you get sacked for that though? :)

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Mr Ripper
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Mr I wrote:
Webcam in the toilet should do the trick.


Plus our secretary is 20+ stone so I couldn't bring myself to look at her naked (whilst sober) just to try and find out if Ting Tong does stand up wee wees.

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chip fireball wrote:
if you think shes a bloke why are you looking at his arse? isnt that a bit gay? :roll:


It is 21 years old- the looking at the arse happened BEFORE it crossed my mind that it might not have lady's parts. :roll:

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Just ask her/him Ripper :roll:
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Just give it it try. You never know you might enjoy it!
And a 1 in 2 chance is pretty fair odds.
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3Quid wrote:
Just ask her/him Ripper :roll:


Could that not be classed as sexual harassment?

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Does he/she have an Adam's Apple?
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3Quid wrote:
Does he/she have an Adam's Apple?


Give me 5 minutes...

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Mr Ripper wrote:
3Quid wrote:
Does he/she have an Adam's Apple?


Give me 5 minutes...


kick it in the nads....

if it goes down like a bag of shit... its a gadgy :grin:
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You found out either way yet then Rip?
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Not yet. It's away at some graduate induction thing at head office yesterday and today with a few of the other lads, so I've tasked one of them with "getting to the bottom of it" so to speak last night in the hotel.

Not had a status report yet, I'll let you know of any developments.

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You found out either way yet then Rip?





maybe he got a kick it in the nads....

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