another Yankism I hate......


I've never been 'da man' by the way.

ever

GET IN THE HOLE!!!!!!


not nice people to a man, apart from Johnny Cash....and Jack White....and Peter Buck....

.....and Chnandler Bong...

.....and trhe fat kid off south park...

Ah, the joys of gin.

yes, the joys!

...and Bill Hicks...

There's a few septics come in here Mr S, and I have to think harder about what they mean, more so than the Chinese.

'I was, like, y'know, surprised........and she was, like y'know, angry,

That's seven words to describe what you mean and six just for fucking padding. How much oxygen do you think we've got? There's one really loudmouth bitch who largely, if you missed out the words 'really??,' 'wow,' 'geddardahere,' and 'awesome,' would be mainly mute. Cliche on big fat tree trunk legs.

I have one word for your chef/rass.... FUGU!

It's quite funny actually, 'cos her name is Brenda, but the staff write her tab and put 'Balinda' in the name bit. She reckons she speaks good Chinese too, but no-one really understands what she's on about.