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Kevin Dixon
 Post subject: Secretly men
PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:38 pm 
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Valentines day.......secretly men feel left out, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation to the man in their life. So March 14th is now officially "steak, blowjob and shut the fuck up day" simple effective and self-explanatory, no cards, no flowers, no fancy meal. Just a steak, a blowjob and shut the fuck up for the rest of the day. Thats it! spread the word and help men feel appreciated!
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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Secretly men
PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:40 pm 
Just ran that 1 by the girlfriend, she will buy the steak, sadx 1 out of 3 aint bad banghead
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Kevin Dixon
 Post subject: Re: Secretly men
PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:45 pm 
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monkeybutt wrote:
Just ran that 1 by the girlfriend, she will buy the steak, sadx 1 out of 3 aint bad banghead


Haven't put it to the wife yet, think i'll end up with one out of three hope its the middle one bbolt bbolt
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parmo
 Post subject: Re: Secretly men
PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:54 pm 
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I'd rather they just shut up

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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Secretly men
PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:46 am 
parmo wrote:
I'd rather they just shut up


Best part of a blow job, the ten minutes silence :razz:
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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Secretly men
PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:27 pm 
You get seven one after the other?? Lucky man........ :shock:
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monkeybutt
 Post subject: Re: Secretly men
PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:49 pm 
Spender wrote:
You get seven one after the other?? Lucky man........ :shock:


I am a stayer :wink:
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drago
 Post subject: Re: Secretly men
PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:09 pm 
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The steak will do for me....but I would expect all the trimmings with it.
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Coffin Dodger
 Post subject: Re: Secretly men
PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:31 pm 
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Whos been brave enough to put the idea to their other half today then :laugh: :laugh:
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Secretly men
PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:34 pm 
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Coffin Dodger wrote:
Whos been stupid enough to put the idea to their other half today then :laugh: :laugh:


Edited for more accuracy. :wink:

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