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misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:12 pm

Just drove past Pools and some geezer was stood outside near the ticket office with a camera on a tripod. No one else in sight though.

1st with all the breaking news :laugh:

yloop · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:13 pm

That's just tripod Bill, he lives round the corner.

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:15 pm

Could have been a llama with a leg off.... :wink:

dykey · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:20 pm

Paul and heather mills ?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Yloops right, tripod bill.

You never see him anywhere without his tripod, hence the name.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

So, I understand the tripod bit, but why is he called Bill?

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:29 pm

That's what his mam liked when he was born?

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:32 pm

Because his first name is William, why isnt he called camera Bill?

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

I thought his first name was Tripod?

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:39 pm

I thought that was his nickname as he has a rather large member?

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

I have a rather large member too but I am not called Tripod.

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:43 pm

Colonel Two-cocks

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:47 pm

The Colonel wrote:

So, I understand the tripod bit, but why is he called Bill?

The camera's called Bill, he's just got a big hogger and a busted zip. :grin:

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

No no just The Colonel. Note the capital T on the The. Its like a title. Thats what happens when you are important.

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:49 pm

The Colonel wrote:

I have a rather large stomach too but I am called Tithead.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:51 pm

The Colonel wrote:

I have a rather large member too but I am not called Tripod.

Are you sure it's not just the normal size and your legs are just short?

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Do I know you two?

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:57 pm

Well, you know how you walk with one foot in the gutter so when you're exposing youself, your knob looks nearer to the ground??

We're the people who filmed that and put it on Youku. Could have put it on Youtube but more people see Youku and laugh. :grin:

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