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Burlington Bertie
 Post subject: New job
PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:37 pm 
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Good day,

Mr Atweasle wishes to announce that he has taken up the envious position of Editor of the Women in Prison magazine.

He wishes it to be known that he will be extremely busy looking at photographs, and taking an in-depth look at "drinking from the furry cup".

Kind regards,

Bertram.
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BillinghamPoolie
 Post subject: Re: New job
PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:39 pm 
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Burlington Bertie wrote:
Good day,

Mr Atweasle wishes to announce that he has taken up the envious position of Editor of the Women in Prison magazine.

He wishes it to be known that he will be extremely busy looking at photographs, and taking an in-depth look at "drinking from the furry cup".

Kind regards,

Bertram.


Do Bunker members get a good discount on a subscription?

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Burlington Bertie
 Post subject: Re: New job
PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:43 pm 
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BillinghamPoolie wrote:
Burlington Bertie wrote:
Good day,

Mr Atweasle wishes to announce that he has taken up the envious position of Editor of the Women in Prison magazine.

He wishes it to be known that he will be extremely busy looking at photographs, and taking an in-depth look at "drinking from the furry cup".

Kind regards,

Bertram.


Do Bunker members get a good discount on a subscription?


Good day, Mr BP.

Mr Atweasle will only be too glad to provide you with free copies, in return for your sister-in-law's telephone number.

Regards,

Bertram.
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Moriarty
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:45 pm 
I will gladly give my SIL's phone number out for a free subscription. :sweeeet:
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grabec
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ADG wrote:
stpid stpid stpid stpid


He means Cornelius has been arrested again, probably.

God, must get back to work...can't seem to concentrate this morning
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SaigonSaddler
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Sign me up!

I can only offer the phone number's of a few chinese takeaways though.....
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BillinghamPoolie
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sarf wrote:
I will gladly give my SIL's phone number out for a free subscription. :sweeeet:


Ah, but your sister in law hasn't got what mine has. :wink:

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MadJohn wrote:
Women in Prison Cover Girl#1

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Lizzie Birdsworth


I'd do her.
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Moriarty
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:00 pm 
Kev already has :laugh:
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SaigonSaddler
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sarf wrote:
Kev already has :laugh:


Hmmmm A selection of useful hints and tips would be useful, how to woo and the best way of initialising coitus :grin:
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Spender
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:52 pm 
SaigonSaddler wrote:
sarf wrote:
Kev already has :laugh:


Hmmmm A selection of useful hints and tips would be useful, how to woo and the best way of initialising coitus :grin:


Booze. Booze, chocolate and debilitating drugs. :wink:

And obviously oodles of charm..............
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SaigonSaddler
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Pooliekev wrote:
SaigonSaddler wrote:
sarf wrote:
Kev already has :laugh:


Hmmmm A selection of useful hints and tips would be useful, how to woo and the best way of initialising coitus :grin:


Booze. Booze, chocolate and debilitating drugs. :wink:

And obviously oodles of charm..............


Would a can of Tennants extra, half a bar of crunchie and an aspirin be sufficient do you think?? I kind of hoping the Tennants extra would forgo the need for charm....
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Spender
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:40 pm 
SaigonSaddler wrote:
Pooliekev wrote:
SaigonSaddler wrote:
sarf wrote:
Kev already has :laugh:


Hmmmm A selection of useful hints and tips would be useful, how to woo and the best way of initialising coitus :grin:


Booze. Booze, chocolate and debilitating drugs. :wink:

And obviously oodles of charm..............


Would a can of Tennants extra, half a bar of crunchie and an aspirin be sufficient do you think?? I kind of hoping the Tennants extra would forgo the need for charm....


It would in Walsall, yes. :wink:

I would imagine with such a plethora of riches you wouldn't have dry wood for a fortnight in Walsall. :sweeeet: :sweeeet:
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Burlington Bertie
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Pooliekev wrote:
SaigonSaddler wrote:
Pooliekev wrote:
SaigonSaddler wrote:
sarf wrote:
Kev already has :laugh:


Hmmmm A selection of useful hints and tips would be useful, how to woo and the best way of initialising coitus :grin:


Booze. Booze, chocolate and debilitating drugs. :wink:

And obviously oodles of charm..............


Would a can of Tennants extra, half a bar of crunchie and an aspirin be sufficient do you think?? I kind of hoping the Tennants extra would forgo the need for charm....


It would in Walsall, yes. :wink:

I would imagine with such a plethora of riches you wouldn't have dry wood for a fortnight in Walsall. :sweeeet: :sweeeet:



Good Day,

Mr Atweasle has been unable to reach full wood for a number of years.

Regards,

Bertram.
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Spender
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:53 pm 
Tell him to get the train to Primrose Hill, it's only a short walk from there. :wink:
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