Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth

Lord_of_Stranton · **Joined:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:48 pm **Posts:** 1852

Jesus wore a WWMWD bracelet

ltr · **Joined:** Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:12 am **Posts:** 818

There are no lesbians, only women who haven't met Mick Wadsworth.

6halves · **Joined:** Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:26 pm **Posts:** 748

mick wadsworth told us all what to write

dykey · **Posted:** Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:02 pm

He allegedly showed John Bindon the trick with the pints

poolietim · **Posted:** Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:58 pm

On his list of 50 things to do before he dies, Nelson Mandela has at No1 - Meet Mick Wadsworth

Twilight Zone · **Joined:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:06 pm **Posts:** 1428

When MW parks on yellow lines the traffic warden runs over opens his door for him then gives him £100 washes his car and invites Mick to his house so he can unload in is bitch while he looks on! FACT :grin:

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:17 pm

His real name is Sue..

but no one dares call him it.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:03 am

Mick Wadsworth cast the deciding vote on every Football League Re-election Committee, up until automatic relegation to the Conference was instated.

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:39 pm

Anjelina Jollies rampant rabbit gets called Mick.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:46 pm

He invented Heavy Metal - NOT Led Zeppelin ffs! bbolt

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:32 am

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2011 9:45 am

The moon orbits mick wadsworth

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:56 am

MadJohn wrote:

It wasn't 300 Spartans, it was one Yorkshireman.

...and he didn't fight, he just sat on a rock at the head of the pass scratching at a thumbnail. When the Persian hordes approached he glanced up and said "I wouldn't".

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

HE decided that Status Quo should kick off Live Aid with "Rocking All Over The World".

poolietim · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:59 pm

Elvis Presley works in a chip shop Mick owns with Jim Morrison of The Doors. Richey Edwards peels the potatoes.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:50 pm

Mick Wadworth is so potent that when he donated a sperm sample to a medical research lab, all the women who worked there got pregnant just from sniffing it.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:58 pm

His tic tacs were shite today sadx

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:57 am

How come this has been 'Unstickied'????

Anyway....got mentioned today that this could have been a bit premature!!!! sadx

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:59 am

Anyway....

Mick Wadsworth cried when a Kitten scratched him!!!! sadx

Chrissy Stevo · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:33 am

Mick wadsworth will not play left footed people on the left.

Splod · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:52 pm

Apparently Superman has returned his Mick Wadsworth pyjamas for a refund

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Bump.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:51 pm

What a difference 8/9 weeks makes ey! ha

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:36 pm

Was looking for this ages banghead

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:36 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

How come this has been 'Unstickied'????

Anyway....got mentioned today that this could have been a bit premature!!!! sadx

Got mentioned nearly 2 months ago!!!! :shock:

Poolie JonV · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:54 am

I thought this is what most of you wanted, its always the same slag the man off to death while he's still in the job and when he gets the sack its "what a good guy"

if you think it was bad when MW was in charge, wait until you see how bad it gets now With MB in charge

The chairman as lost the plot, if he was thinking about sacking MW then he should of at least had somebody in mind to replace him.

No wonder the confidence in the club is low have you read the chairmans anual statement, lock up the sharp implements.

Hodgecroft you need to sort this now!!!

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Well its not what I wanted...................but you are right. The hypocrisy on this board is foookin hilarious.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

You'll be quitting soon n coming back as someone else so dont worry about it.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Has it never crossed your tiny little mind that I have always been here? Characters come and go........or do you think this is real life?

born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:12 pm

Poolie JonV wrote:

I thought this is what most of you wanted, its always the same slag the man off to death while he's still in the job and when he gets the sack its "what a good guy"

if you think it was bad when MW was in charge, wait until you see how bad it gets now With MB in charge

The chairman as lost the plot, if he was thinking about sacking MW then he should of at least had somebody in mind to replace him.

No wonder the confidence in the club is low have you read the chairmans anual statement, lock up the sharp implements.

Hodgecroft you need to sort this now!!!

1. Plenty of people on here were happy to keep MW much longer, me included. Having said that it isn't really hypocrisy to praise somebody in an obviously over the top jokey way when they're doing well and then argue for a change when they're struggling later in the season. Stopping chanting for the return of Len Ashurst doesn't make me fickle.

2. I hope MB isn't the permanent choice but I don't represent a company putting £1.3 million into the club so I'll have to live with it if they do pick him.

3. How has he lost the plot? What do you reckon the plot was? How do you know the Chairman doesn't have anyone in mind?

4. He mostly talks about the economic situation which is bleak for Hartlepool, the region, the country and most of Europe. What else is he going to do at an AGM for shareholders?

5. The season ticket offer was a massive gamble aimed at boosting the club. It did that temporarily but poor home form has put the momentum in danger of ebbing away. MW going public with an admission that he didn't know how to improve the situation meant that IOR decided to act the best way they knew how to 'sort it out'.

I would have kept MW longer but I can't see any panic or plot losing on IOR's part.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:17 pm

The Colonel wrote:

Has it never crossed your tiny little mind that I have always been here? Characters come and go........or do you think this is real life?

Hold your horses Colonel. I know you aren't really a Colonel and I wasn't born in Toulouse but this is real life. It is a real message board on the internet which I am accessing using a real computer when I should be doing some real work.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Well thats true. But I aint real. Anyone that thinks I am must still believe in fairy stories. I can prove I am not real.

I would hate to be like this in real life. :laugh:

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:38 pm

The Colonel wrote:

Has it never crossed your tiny little mind that I have always been here? Characters come and go and come and go and come and go, or spit out their dummies and start their own message board and then come back because there was nobody to wind up........or do you think this is real life?

Spot on Sir :wink:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

On the other hand, Monkeybutt looks exactly like a monkeys arse.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:54 pm

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

On the other hand, Monkeybutt looks exactly like a monkeys arse.

Your so irrelevent!

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Was quite a good thread this.

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