Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:19 am

halfmanhalfbanana wrote:

While coach for the Democratic Republic of Congo he invented Umbongo

Brilliant!

Block B Blues · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:21 am

The Queen received an O.B.E. in Mick Wadsworth's New Years Day honours list.

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:22 am

If the mountain wont come to Mohammed, MW will bring it on his back.

Block B Blues · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:33 am

Mick took on the Taliban and Al Queda in a quiet backstreet in Birmingham, blindfolded with one arm behind his back and armed with just a rolled up newspaper and won.

alienlife · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:49 am

Mick Wadsworth can win connect 4 in 3 moves

Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Mick Wadsworth directly in the eyes.

Mick Wadsworth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Mick Wadsworth CAN divide by 0.

Chrissy Stevo · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:52 am

Mick Wadsworth can touch MC Hammer

Bluetooth · **Joined:** Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:11 pm **Posts:** 614

mick wadsworth died 10 years ago, death is too scared to tell him.

dykey · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 4:48 pm

He stepped onto the moon alongside Buzz Aldrin,minus the spacesuit,shouting yer big redneck Jessie.

poolietillidie81 · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:28 pm

Mw once swam the English channel under water

poolietillidie81 · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:29 pm

Mw built Rome in 3 hours

poolietillidie81 · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:30 pm

Whlist playing for his school cricket team mw hit a century off 7 balls

poolietillidie81 · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:32 pm

Mw once got a 10 letter word playing countdown

poolietillidie81 · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:34 pm

Hugh heffners hero is Mick wadsworth

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

Mick Wadsworth once managed Carlos Tevez, when Mick told him he was bringing him on as sub, Carlos said "Yes Boss."

dykey · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:24 pm

He once had a job at pearly gates and told lenny mclean to welcome to the board ,

dykey · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:36 pm

The stingray that killed Steve Irwin he caught it by the tail,killed it and made a passable fish stew.

dykey · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:38 pm

The film the greatest story ever told,he was a centurion at golgotha that knocked the nails in with his napper.

halfmanhalfbanana · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:00 pm

Yossarian wrote:

Mick Wadsworth once managed Carlos Tevez, when Mick told him he was bringing him on as sub, Carlos said "Yes Boss."

Chrissy Stevo · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:11 pm

Micky Wadsworth has a degree in home economics

poolietim · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:39 pm

MW once drove a 4x4 to the summit of Everest and walked back down in shorts and flip flops

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:46 pm

Mick was responsible for laying the Indian Railway on his own, all 71,000 miles of it, when people tried to help he simply told them to "fuck off". Work was completed ahead of schedule within three weeks.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:15 pm

PJ_Poolie wrote:

Mick was responsible for laying the Indian Railway on his own, all 71,000 miles of it, when people tried to help he simply told them to "fuck off". Work was completed ahead of schedule within three weeks.

I'm intrigued how you know that there are 71000 miles of rasilway lines in India. Obviously we all knew that MW laid all the track!

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

Mick Wadsworth was indeed Sparticus.

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:09 pm

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

PJ_Poolie wrote:

Mick was responsible for laying the Indian Railway on his own, all 71,000 miles of it, when people tried to help he simply told them to "fuck off". Work was completed ahead of schedule within three weeks.

I'm intrigued how you know that there are 71000 miles of rasilway lines in India. Obviously we all knew that MW laid all the track!

Wikipedia, which interestingly was the brainchild of Mick Wadsworth he vetoed it's original name 'Mickipedia' as he he was way too busy and couldn't be arsed with the publicity.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Mick Wadsworth is the reason Wally keeps hiding.

lestakev · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:38 am

Mick Wadsworth knows the square root of -1

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:06 am

MW wears pink underwear, fluffy slippers, watches musicals and drinks lattes, you wanna take the piss, well do ya punk!

dykey · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:48 am

monkeybutt wrote:

MW wears pink underwear, fluffy slippers, watches musicals and drinks lattes, you wanna take the piss, well do ya punk!

He taught Louis Spencer how to dance and sometimes stands in for him.

Block B Blues · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:00 am

When Mick was manager of the Congo national team he walked up to the hardest silverback mountain gorilla in Virunga National Park, slapped him a few times and took his tea off him. Just because he could.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:12 am

Mick at a bar-b-q at the weekend, he was stood at the grill chatting to 2 off his pals, 1 said he went abseiling down the globe in London last week in his undercrakers, the other said he had just done the 3 peak challenge in stilettos, Mick just smiled and continued stoking the coals with his cock!

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Mick Wadsworth is the reason Ostrich bury their head in the sand.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:31 pm

Charles Bronson has been in voluntary solitary confinement in Wakefield Prison for 17 years since he borrowed an ayrton off Mick Wadsworth and then got a letter saying his dole had been stopped.

dykey · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:29 pm

He wrote the speech for MLK. I have a dream

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Sparticus once shouted...

I AM MICK WADSWORTH

dykey · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:47 pm

In the life of Brian,it was him that passed.the cross onto Brian.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:48 pm

He went to mount olive and popeye gave him his blessing :razz:

alienlife · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:50 pm

Mick Wadsworth is Kaiser Soze.

dykey · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:59 pm

He was having drinks at his place and ran out of ice.Sets off and breaks some ice off and starts to bring it back. What comes into view but the RMS Titanic.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:24 pm

He knocks the top off lager bottles on his ringpiece :shock:

6halves · **Joined:** Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:26 pm **Posts:** 748

he dug the suez canal with a teaspoon had a cup of bovril then dug the panama canal without breaking sweat

Jackystache · **Joined:** Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:26 pm **Posts:** 58

The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris is going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.

Mick Wadsworth taught him how to do the roundhouse kick at 'MW Karate school' where he was an 11th Black Dan.At the same time coincidentally,he was teaching Mr Miyagi how to wax on and wax off.....

dykey · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:40 pm

he went to the himalayas and climbed Mt Everest with no oxygen,snowboardred down and then went onto K2 paraglided over to Kangjengchunga and finally Lhotse to fill up with ice bucket

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:16 pm

Mick was lined up for this years series of 'Strictly Come Dancing' but pulled out only recently claiming his sequin laden costume made him look like "a complete and utter faggot"

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:36 pm

Mick Wadsworth wrote the text book and lectures on "How to do an interview to sports writers, radio pundits and TV sports anchors".

Have you heard the Web BBC League 1 interview with Sir Mick - I have never heard a Football Manager speak so well, cohearently, articulatey, inspirationally, down to earth and make so much sense in my life.

rolf

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:38 pm

Mick Wadsworth is the subject of the "Best Thread Ever On A Computer"

as voted for by all sentient beings ever fact.

dykey · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:07 pm

Mick says he is going to turn a struggling lower league side in to euro champs in 4 years,they will win the copa sudamericana,be asian club champions,mind he was sipping some of Dr Reynolds brew for the habitually incontinent.

Splod · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:22 pm

Mick Wadsworth can drink more cans of John Smiths than Mutley

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:48 pm

Splod wrote:

Mick Wadsworth can drink more cans of John Smiths than Mutley

I don't really see any place in this thread for fabrication.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 2:28 am

Splod wrote:

Mick Wadsworth can drink more cans of John Smiths than Mutley

There's always one that takes it a bit a bit too far and turns a serious Thread into a Joke!!!! :roll:

dykey · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:16 am

He has been known to take over the kitchens of greasy spoon cafes,and prepare gourmet meals.Gordon Ramsey is one of his acolytes

Things you never knew about Mick Wadsworth

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