The dark is afraid of Mick Wadsworth.

Wadsworths Paper Round was Little India!

When the MW Stares at the Sun, The Sun goes Blind!

He was Gary Megsons no 2 at Norwich, he has also worked alongside, Dave Sexton, Don Howe when involved with England was on the bench for the Italy England Runners up game. He also has assisted or been assisted by Mervyn Day
John carver, Gary Bennett Mel Machin, Gary Peters and obviously Sir Bobby.

after every game he recycles his matchday tracksuit into roofing materials for poor people in estonia, and because of this is a freeman of the city of riga.

his gold chain is actually manufactured from unobtainium, and its weight is the only thing stopping him from floating 2m above the ground.

Mick Wadsworth and Superman once had a fight over a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his trousers.

Mick Wadsworth doesn't wear a watch, because Mick Wadsworth decides what time it is

Mick Wadsworth has never bought toilet roll - when he has shite there is no need for him to wipe his arse.

Come on dont exaggerate, this is a thread of serious facts only please.

Mick Wadsworth provided the voice of Mumra in kids cartoon Thundercats.

Mick Wadsworth was asked by NASA if he would provide the voice for the transmission into space to see if any aliens reply to it. He turned them down as he had to do some scouting at a Northallerton game.

Mick Wadsworth won X Factor using only sign language.

Mick Wadsworth holds the record for eating the world's hottest curry. Measuring over 238,000 on the Scovill scale, it had to be brought to his table by a team of waiters wearing specialist protective clothing.

Any naan breads dipped into it dissolved instantly, but Wadsworth shovelled it down using titanium cutlery. He didn't even need a drink until it was all finished (a pint of 80% proof whisky).

In 1981 MickWadsworth went into the Royal Back and shouted to everyone 'what the fook you looking at' and the entire pub looked down into their pint dead scared, even big Anne.

Someone should knock up a MW t shirt with some of these imo.

It is rapidly turning into my favourite ever thread. Well, it will be until Mick Wadsworth posts something.

Mick Wadsworth is what Willis was talking about.

One day Henry Winkler was walking past Mick's house. Mick had just got in and the heating was off (obviously) it was -47c and Mick was heard to say 'its a touch cool in here' Henry heard him and the rest is history.

It is a little known fact that Mick Wadsworth was the first man to dive off top board in Mill House baths. There was no water in the pool at the time.

Mick Wadsworth was the first plane that hit the twin towers.

This is a picture of Mick Wadsworths Gran.

Mick Wadsworth impregnated the virgin Mary.

Mick Wadsworth gives Freddy Kruger nightmares

Mick Wadsworth's Rice Bubbles don't go snap, crackle, pop...they go "shhhhhhh here he comes"

Mick Wadsworth's shit scares flies away!!

Mick Wadsworth's parents used to rock him to sleep...with real fookin rocks!!

Mick Wadsworth's wife doesn't get brazilians...she gets extensions!!

E = MW squared

Johnny had a Mick 7 gun.

Mick Wadsworth keeps great white sharks and crocodiles in the pond in his back garden.

While coach for the Democratic Republic of Congo he invented Umbongo

mick wadsworth doesnt get a cold... a cold gets a mick wadsworth!

Just before Stephen Hawking publishes a new theory, he asks Mick to give his sums the "once over".

he taught rocky to catch chickens and crap thunder

He goes skydiving without a parachute and always lands on his feet

His middle name is Gestapo and he has a bowl of 3 inch nails every day for breakfast. With full fat milk.

MW counted to infinity, Twice

If MW was in Bethlehem he would have found room at the inn and got served a full english in the morning.