A funny thing happend to me on the toilet last night...

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:11 am

did you have to wipe the brown matter from the cat's fur? Or did you flush it away?

Anyway, Big Ted says to Little Ted, "Tell me Little Ted - does shit stick to fur"?
"Yes I think so", replied Little Ted
"Good", said big Ted, " Cos now I'm going to wipe my arse with you".

Boom Boom

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:02 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

I was having a tom tit when one of my cats came in, sniffed my pants, jumped in an went to sleep.

How are you typing this?? :shock:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:21 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

With my fingers. :roll:

With a sleeping cat in your pants?? :shock:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37245

Do you keep tripping over then...? Walking about with your trousers round your ankle and a dead cat wedged in em must be rather ...'limiting'.

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:21 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

I didn't pull my knickers up with the cat still in them, silly!

How sure can you be?? confised

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:25 pm

he is only fore warning us as when he next makes an apperance he will have an excuse for his prolapsed womb :sweet:

A funny thing happend to me on the toilet last night...

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