Good Afternoon

watford_anne · **Joined:** Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:27 pm **Posts:** 4

I trust that you all had a peaceful and restful Christmas and would like to wish you a happy new year

In anticipation of your forthcoming visit to Vicarage Road, I would like to make you aware of a special event which has been organised for this weekend

We, the Watford Christian Fellowship (part of the Family First Network) have been given permission to host one of our ever popular fund raising charitable events before the match. We normally only carry out these before Watford away games, however it has been suggested that as many as 79 of your fans are expected to make the trip down and would benefit from the educational aspects

We will be hosting one of our tombolas, the prizes for which include football-themed memorabilia, including thimbles, coasters and a calligraphy set signed by both Danny Wilson and someone called Paul Baker, both of whom are keen supporters of our important cause. As always, all proceeds will go towards the vital fight against stem-cell research

We will set up our stall outside the visitors turnstile on Vicarage Road from 2.00 pm. We look forward to seeing you

Anne Ferguson (Mrs)

parmo · **Posted:** Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:44 pm

where's the ban button?

Fu-cking crank!!!

born toulouse · **Posted:** Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:54 pm

If anybody who is going reads this could you pick me up a Danny Wilson thimble? Combining christianity with needlepoint and my fond memories of Danny would be a very positive start to the New Year.

yloop · **Posted:** Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:57 pm

Fairly amusing I thought,

Must try harder though!

alleztfc · **Posted:** Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:04 pm

welcome to the board, deary! :grin:

Can't you go and babysit your batty-boy Chairman's new offspring? stpid

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:13 pm

I think more than 79 'Poolies will be going to Watford on Saturday!!!! :grin:

parmo · **Posted:** Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:37 pm

watford_anne · **Joined:** Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:27 pm **Posts:** 4

Mr Allez,

I was not aware that Graham Taylor was a 'batty boy' - in fact, I am not sure that Mr Taylor is aware of this fact either

The suggestion that I must try harder may be better directed towards yourself, you pointless ignoramous

Having said that, I appreciate that with your football club's permanent lowly status, you would be unaware of the ownership and management situation of clubs at a level yours can never dream of achieving

I understand that the match has been made £10 for entry on Saturday, as your club returned all but 113 tickets - allowing for a few lost in the post presumably

Anne Ferguson (Mrs)

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Most fans will simply pay on the gate.

Idiot

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:52 pm

born toulouse · **Posted:** Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:53 pm

At least try to stay in character. I quite liked the Christian Fellowship idea but the pathetic arse trying to pass Watford off as a big club persona fails badly.

You were joking weren't you?

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

watford_anne wrote:

Mr Allez,

I was not aware that Graham Taylor was a 'batty boy' - in fact, I am not sure that Mr Taylor is aware of this fact either

The suggestion that I must try harder may be better directed towards yourself, you pointless ignoramous

Having said that, I appreciate that with your football club's permanent lowly status, you would be unaware of the ownership and management situation of clubs at a level yours can never dream of achieving

I understand that the match has been made £10 for entry on Saturday, as your club returned all but 113 tickets - allowing for a few lost in the post presumably

Anne Ferguson (Mrs)

fookinn hell you're clever can add up (well take away if I'm being pedantic) what else can you do?

Albert Pierrepoint (Mr)

6halves · **Joined:** Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:26 pm **Posts:** 748

probably can do joined up writing aswell

watford_anne · **Joined:** Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:27 pm **Posts:** 4

Unfortunately, there will be no facility to pay on the day, as all tickets have since been allocated to local schoolchildren - why has your club not made you aware of this FACT?

No, Monsieur Toulouse, I was not joking - the fight against stem-cell research is not a laughing matter

(Mr) Pierrepoint - could you translate this statement into something approximating English? "fookinn hell you're clever can add up" - if you could, I'd be delighted to respond accordingly

Anne Ferguson (Mrs)

6halves · **Joined:** Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:26 pm **Posts:** 748

E17Poolie · **Joined:** Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:35 pm **Posts:** 128

Anne, I have sent you an email to KMC... about stem cell research for type 1 diabetics, what do you think about stem cell cures using your own body cells?

parmo · **Posted:** Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:13 pm

I work for an organisation heavily involved in life science molecules.
Therefore I piss in your general direction Mrs Anne Ferguson

watford_anne · **Joined:** Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:27 pm **Posts:** 4

Kindly do not send e-mails to my son's personal account, thank you. I am staggered that this message board is unable to protect people's private accounts safe from spam and abuse

It is quite clear that well meaning folk may wish to believe in snake oil solutions to human frailties, this is understandable in a country which has lost it's direction and faith

Let us be quite clear, stem-cell research is pseudo-science. Killing unborn children in order to improve the life quality of others is not science, it is murder - plain and simple

Anne Ferguson (Mrs)

alleztfc · **Posted:** Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:12 pm

Graham Taylor is as batty as it gets.

ps - Were you Wurzel in this?

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Now do be a dear and jog along... stpid

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:20 pm

Come on Anne, surely you must have expected a certain amount of craic from a football message board or do you live in a fluffy cloud and blue sky enviroment?

There will be varying degrees of intelligence amongst the members combined with every unacceptable type of humour, perhaps one should be prepared for this when spreading your word!

Oh and any chance of showin us your tits?

alleztfc · **Posted:** Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:20 pm

parmo wrote:

I work for an organisation heavily involved in life science molecules.
Therefore I piss in your general direction Mrs Anne Ferguson

Surely post of the year so far... :laugh:

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:31 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

Oh and any chance of showin us your tits?

E17Poolie · **Joined:** Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:35 pm **Posts:** 128

"Kindly do not send e-mails to my son's personal account, thank you. I am staggered that this message board is unable to protect people's private accounts safe from spam and abuse"
simples DON'T USE YOUR SONS EMAIL ADDRESS ON YOUR USER ACCOUNT ON THIS BOARD
"It is quite clear that well meaning folk may wish to believe in snake oil solutions to human frailties, this is understandable in a country which has lost it's direction and faith"
ERR YOUR LOT ARE BASED IN THAT COUNTRY.(Family First Network?)

"Let us be quite clear, stem-cell research is pseudo-science. Killing unborn children in order to improve the life quality of others is not science, it is murder - plain and simple"
THE ARTICLE I SENT YOU WAS ABOUT RESEARCH TESTED ON MICE.
My email to you was informative and private, your comments here are not.
Dave

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon Jan 03, 2011 6:29 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

Oh and any chance of showin us your tits?

I must admit its a bit rich for her to moan about spam when her spammy message started all this.

alybaba · **Posted:** Mon Jan 03, 2011 7:42 pm

Loid attack

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:15 pm

A pathetic attempt at humour!!!! :roll:

Oh and this....Watford a Big Club?!?! :roll:

The only joke in 4 posts!!!! yawn1

Good Afternoon

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