BUT I DON'T WANT THIS DAY TO END..................

eieieio........up to bed i go when i hit the sack this is what i sing.........artlepool artlepool artlepool....... another f**king win.......

i can't go till all you lot have gone
someone has to lock up

Doesn't Mr.Kev do the night shift now????

i do 2 til 10 but he is always late in

Early in, old timer, I'm usually clocking on about 2am Poolie Mean Time.

Someone's got to collect the empties, do the ashtrays wind the cat up and put the clock out!!

thanks for the flyer mate

nearly new year are you having a week off

I might, aye!! The whole country is shut for a fortnight. You can't get on a train or bus, they're all going home to somewhere else!! It's like an anthill!!

so where do they all live?
if not there?

Gung hei fat choi;

to your rass if it is Cantonese?

A lot of the yokels come to the cities looking for work, they're on the building sites and waste collection and stuff. They all take their earnings back to the farm at New Year. That's when they get their bonuses for the full year.

are you in traditional sandals yet?

Only in the house, it's a bit cold yet outside.

What does that mean?? I don't recognise it? Will she give us a slap??

it was on the wall in Canton Chef, on a calendar. Apparently it's the year of the Pig according to that, I'm very pleased about that as it's about time my luck changed.

Our Rass says Gung Hei back at'cha!!

Mandarin, not Cantonese apparently.

Chuc Mung Nam Moi

As they say down our way!