I have spoken to the fashion police and arranged an amnesty for saddo types, please deposit them in the receptical outside Greatham post office and they will take them over to the arabs.

As a sweetner for you hairy toed brigade, the post master will furnish you with a proper shoe leaflet where you can purchase MAN shoes!

The postmaster is himself a hairy toed sandal wearer and he is at present under sedation while we prise them off

Surely it's not a castration-offence?

Not sure he possesses a pair of hairy bean bags, carries a man bag 2

Look at the feet of these men, the finest fighting machine ever assembled. All in sandals, even in battle against Hannibal's elephants, even on Hadrains Wall in the winter.

The sandal is the sign of a real man, secure in his bare toed sexuality and with nothing to be proved to anybody through footwear.

Bloody foreigners, warm over there in that europe cum asia place, loved the pic of the doc martin sandal, still give a good kicking in em i reckon!

do we have a man bag hatred here too?

Best fighting force ever assembled? They weren't a patch on the Waffen SS.

or Kosmo!!

Can you picture this, if you saw on the way to the match a gadgie with a man bag, open toed sandals and bearded chin would you;

a/ Snigger to your mate and say what a richard head and consider slapping him?

b/ Think hmm that`s a good look and go for medical help?

c/ Take a run up so you get the full force behind a good shot to the meat an 2 veg, remove foot, aim again to ensure full coverage and as he is obviously living in France, say sacred blue monsewer, avec le hospital mon amee

Fine bait Mr I but I'm not wanting to get into a military debate as I'm no expert so, keeping it focussed on footwear- the Waffen SS cheated by wearing big boots and leather coats when the weather got cold. The Romans established an empire that lasted about a hundred times as long as the Waffen SS and all in stylish open-toed footwear whatever the weather.

...neatly dispatched to the boundary.

Try walking on water in Doc Martens and see where it gets you. I know; I've tried. My fish'n stale bread idea went down much better. (Docs just went down full stop.)

On the other hand; the Zulu's and Masai's go without any footwear at all. Now what does that tell you?

There are no branches of Clark`s in Africa