should we have

poolpower · **Posted:** Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:08 am

a caption competition
first prize a seat next to dibble
second prize two seats next to dibble

him to her
are you sure thats what Dibble said
pasties will put lead in my pencil

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:30 am

'So I might make a week of it. Darlingtons top notch for trainspotting obviously, being on the East Coast Line but Bristol is a major hub for all lines down to the South West and there's a few deltics that I haven't got yet. I suppose a shag's out of the question??.............'

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

Fook me luv, me pasties been Dibbled...

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:56 am

"Eat properly you fat cu-nt"
"Fu-ck off you cock-sucking mingbag"

When do I collect my prize?

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:50 pm

"Quick eat up before we re-sign Phil Stamp"

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

Her to him: This is rubbish
Him to Her: Well if you look this way you don't even have to look at the pitch

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:51 pm

Him - "Are you my wife or my sister"
Her - "Both"

ChunkyMonkey · **Joined:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:59 pm **Posts:** 569

Him to her : Has anyone told you that you look like Benny from Crossroads?

Reply : Yes. Has anyone told you that you look Pamela Anderson?

grabec · **Posted:** Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:19 am

".... it's quarter to three
there's no-one in the place
'cept you an' me............

do-be-do be-di"

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:34 am

grabec wrote:

".... it's quarter to three
there's no-one in the place
'cept you an' me............

do-be-do be-di"

So set 'em up Joe, it's a pie for the lady and a pastie,
for the road....... :grin:

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