The Baths

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

I took the kids there this morning and to my surprise the top board has gone :shock:

No more belly flops or bombing refred

And the life gaurds (except for the pretty girl) look like they are out of a bronski beat video :wink:

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:59 pm

my brother has just got a job there as a lifeguard. He looks like Leo Sayer.

alybaba · **Posted:** Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:04 pm

Be okay for a song or two then whilst swimming :laugh:

alybaba · **Posted:** Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:06 pm

verbalkint wrote:

I took the kids there this morning and to my surprise the top board has gone :shock:

No more belly flops or bombing refred

And the life gaurds (except for the pretty girl) look like they are out of a bronski beat video :wink:

How much to get in now?

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

cost me just over £8 for me and 3 kids

alybaba · **Posted:** Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:21 pm

verbalkint wrote:

cost me just over £8 for me and 3 kids

Not too bad then cheers

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:32 am

New changing rooms are an improvement, but why the fk does it not open til 10am on a weekend? It should be open from at least 9am and maybe earlier the lazy bastads. :evil:

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:57 am

Mr Ripper wrote:

New changing rooms are an improvement, but why the fk does it not open til 10am on a weekend? It should be open from at least 9am and maybe earlier the lazy bastads. :evil:

it opens at 10am to give muttley time to sober up :laugh:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Mr Ripper wrote:

New changing rooms are an improvement, but why the fk does it not open til 10am on a weekend? It should be open from at least 9am and maybe earlier the lazy bastads. :evil:

Vastly improved place yet you still find something to whinge and swear about.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:19 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

New changing rooms are an improvement, but why the fk does it not open til 10am on a weekend? It should be open from at least 9am and maybe earlier the lazy bastads. :evil:

Vastly improved place yet you still find something to whinge and swear about.

Yep.

Maybe I've spent too long reading posts on here from you and your mates / alteregos.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:29 pm

The Baths open at 10am on a weekend cos there's Swimming Lessons on and the Swimming Club practice!!!! confised

During the week The Baths opens at 7.30am!!!! :grin:

The Platform Boards got knocked down about 18 months ago....we are over the moon it went!!!! :coool:

HATHQPRSKAHUFC!!!! :grin:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

is the new gym open yet mutters?

I'm gunna get some kind of pay monthly thing for that i reckon.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:44 pm

Yubep wrote:

is the new gym open yet mutters?

I'm gunna get some kind of pay monthly thing for that i reckon.

Opens today....but you have to go on a new induction course to use it!!!! confised

It looks very smart though!!!! :coool:

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:44 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

The Baths open at 10am on a weekend cos there's Swimming Lessons on and the Swimming Club practice!!!! confised

During the week The Baths opens at 7.30am!!!! :grin:

The Platform Boards got knocked down about 18 months ago....we are over the moon it went!!!! :coool:

HATHQPRSKAHUFC!!!! :grin:

and i thought it was for you to sober up

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:52 pm

I could have done with it opening about 1pm yesterday like!!!! sadx

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

what happened at the baths earlier today mutters? was some kid drowning?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jul 05, 2010 11:27 pm

Yeah....happens all the time....went out of his depth and started going under!!!! confised

But if the Beach Lifeguards find Litter at Seaton or tell someone to take their Dog off the Beach it makes The Mail!!!! banghead

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:35 am

misterb2001 wrote:

my brother has just got a job there as a lifeguard. He looks like Leo Sayer.

......."You make me feel like diving" or "I'm a one arm band" maybe?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:00 am

misterb2001 wrote:

my brother has just got a job there as a lifeguard. He looks like Leo Sayer.

I'll be Training him up!!!! :grin:

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:06 am

MutleyRules wrote:

misterb2001 wrote:

my brother has just got a job there as a lifeguard. He looks like Leo Sayer.

I'll be Training him up!!!! :grin:

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:09 am

whats blue and orange and sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst arm bands bbolt

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:10 am

MutleyRules wrote:

misterb2001 wrote:

my brother has just got a job there as a lifeguard. He looks like Leo Sayer.

I'll be Training him up!!!! :grin:

Make him buy your beer Mr M! rolfl

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:11 am

Compo wrote:

whats blue and orange and sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst arm bands bbolt

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12439

Compo wrote:

whats blue and orange and sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst arm bands bbolt

Bloody hell mate............is that supposed to be funny.

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:34 am

no it was the only joke I knew about a swimming bath, apart from the Michael Barrimore ones.

I know is a bit dodgy hense why i put a bbolt

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:56 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Yeah....happens all the time....went out of his depth and started going under!!!! confised

But if the Beach Lifeguards find Litter at Seaton or tell someone to take their Dog off the Beach it makes The Mail!!!! banghead

What did I tell you....

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Lifeguards-are-praised-by-mum.6410860.jp

We deal with cuts all the time....I dealt with one a few weeks ago when a young kid jumped off the board and hit his chin on the side....it wasn't very nice....he got stitches to!!!! confised

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:10 pm

I onced belly flopped of top board back in the day when it was open, now that hurt.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:03 pm

Mutley, when is the five a side court back open? Please say it is ahead of schedule!

Tried friggin Rossmere the other day and the headland the week before. Rossmere is too dark and the ball keeps getting kicked into the little room. The Headland feels like you are running on sand and the skirting board sends the ball into the air all the time sadx

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6477

Try English Martyrs Grave, I know Ripper and his mob play there regulary

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:17 pm

"he split his head open while out at the beach. Ten-year-old Nathan Stones was playing on Seaton Beach, in Hartlepool, when a friend kicked some sand and accidentally sent a stone careering through the air and onto his forehead.

The impact caused a one-inch gash above Nathan's right eyebrow"

There it is again! Split his head open!

Mind you, if he has a really small head then a one-inch gash would do it.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:37 am

he was asking for trouble with a name like that

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:44 am

Quote:

Tried friggin Rossmere the other day and the headland the week before

Takes allsorts I suppose

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:06 pm

Bet the you scare off a few swimmer's down at the baths Talbot ..

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:10 pm

Sussex07 wrote:

Bet the you scare off a few swimmer's down at the baths Talbot ..

go away you bounder?

Hows that, chip?

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:03 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Quote:

Tried friggin Rossmere the other day and the headland the week before

Takes allsorts I suppose

boom boom

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

split his head right open haha!

Grave i play at dyke house mondays it's spot on and only £19, you can block book it too i have it running literally forever...

If you ever fancy a game get in touch we always have the odd space or 3

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