A Bouncer Last Night....

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:28 am

We were all queing up to get in the Dogs last night and one of the lasses who we were with said to The Bouncer....

'Can I borrow you coat'????

He replied....

'No you'll stretch it'!!!! :laugh:

You had to be there!!!! confised

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

My nephew was out in Newcastle a few month back when they bumped into Joe Allon who had a bit craik on with them. Anyway this lass come up to them selling shots and as she left Joe shouted ' ere love do you know you are the Double of Kate Moss?, then when the lass smiled at him he said
Coz shes a size 8 and youv'e gotta be a 16 :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:56 am

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:05 pm

Feck off

grabec · **Posted:** Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:20 pm

Groovy, can I be the first to ask...what's the matter? :grin:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Mar 27, 2010 2:14 pm

grabec wrote:

Groovy, can I be the first to ask...what's the matter? :grin:

"Sorry mate,bookies took all my money last night,Mutley will have to pay for mine"

I think this quote from another thread answers your question!

A Bouncer Last Night....

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