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 Post subject: Hit List.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:32 pm 
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Here is my conspiracy theory do you think the company/IOR has a list of all out spoken fans with there message board names and there real names. bbolt

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 Post subject: Re: Hit List.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:34 pm 
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so your conspiracy theory is merely a question..

..bit of a shite conspiracy theory :wink: :razz:

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 Post subject: Re: Hit List.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:43 pm 
mouldy old dough wrote:
Here is my conspiracy theory do you think the company/IOR has a list of all out spoken fans with there message board names and there real names. bbolt


Yes I think they do.

They have Mt Rushmore style set up like on 'Team America' with Ken Hodcroft and Berge Larsen's heads carved into a Norwegian mountain. Inside villainous laughter is heard at regular interludes and the both don eye patches and stroke cats on their laps.

They sit in front of a huge pop up map of the world, today Hodcroft was seen sweeping up a tiny to scale model of Bedford Terrace and binning it using a dust pan and brush “mwwwahhhhhhaaaaaaaa next we will start on ‘the list’.”

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 Post subject: Re: Hit List.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:16 pm 
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mouldy old dough wrote:
Here is my conspiracy theory do you think the company/IOR has a list of all out spoken fans with there message board names and there real names. bbolt


Yeah and they pay a few of the people on here to post supportive comments IMO

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 Post subject: Re: Hit List.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:24 pm 
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I've seen the list, we're all on it. Since I glimpsed it dark suited men keep following me home,the phone rings,and there's nobody there.
My credit cards wont work,all of my Sky channels have been removed, as well as my internet access.
I walk into pubs, restaurants and cant get served. Came in to the house the other day and you can tell people have been in and taken things.Woke up this morning, looked out of my window and my car has gone.

There's defo' summit up, it's creepy, others are experiencing the same thing.

Either them or it's...............that insolvency notice thingy last week.

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 Post subject: Re: Hit List.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:30 pm 
Have you not seen the train line that is being constructed near the Vic?

Have you not noticed the plumes of smoke? I heard David Foley was sold to Puetro Rico in return for a consignment of Zyklon B. They’d finished experimenting on the midget (98 times 0 goals) and they traded him in.


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 Post subject: Re: Hit List.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:30 pm 
Most irritating.

I really rate the people running the club and think they do a very professional job. All my cheques appear to have got lost in the post.

But then when you think that the Post Office has employees like SeatonPoolie then it's no wonder!


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 Post subject: Re: Hit List.
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mouldy old dough wrote:
Here is my conspiracy theory do you think the company/IOR has a list of all out spoken fans with there message board names and there real names. bbolt



And 50 of the names belong to a Bunker founding father. :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Hit List.
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I was driving past the Vic during the week and the gates were left open and wandered in, then :shock: .....the pitch itself is only a cover for giant metal sliding doors covering the top of an extinct volcanic cavern. I ventured inside and was astounded to see a complete monorail system. a large map of the world with lights on it, a Briggs and Stratton escape rocket, used only once with 'Neil woz here' scratched into the paintwork,.. and loads of blokes with uzi's in orange boiler suits prowling about as well as men in white lab suits with clipboards monitoring things... I was spotted and legged it having at one time to hide in a cupboard containing loads of cat food...and spare metal teeth, I then hid next to the laser table and made my break over Morrisons wall... it all seemed a tad suspicious to me. :!:

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Snowy wrote:
I was driving past the Vic during the week and the gates were left open and wandered in, then :shock: .....the pitch itself is only a cover for giant metal sliding doors covering the top of an extinct volcanic cavern. I ventured inside and was astounded to see a complete monorail system. a large map of the world with lights on it, a Briggs and Stratton escape rocket, used only once with 'Neil woz here' scratched into the paintwork,.. and loads of blokes with uzi's in orange boiler suits prowling about as well as men in white lab suits with clipboards monitoring things... I was spotted and legged it having at one time to hide in a cupboard containing loads of cat food...and spare metal teeth, I then hid next to the laser table and made my break over Morrisons wall... it all seemed a tad suspicious to me. :!:


And people wonder why the Nazi Zeppelins tried to destroy it in 1916.....phmff..

I suspect the monorail was built by a now extinct race known as the 'Crell'. Rumour has it it extends all the way to Area 51.
Fairly positive I saw some leach type creature crawling into Hodcrofts ear at the last home game.

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