I'm keeping my mouth quiet. The last time I went to the pictures was to see the Full Monty. I havent even turned the telly on for six weeks, except to watch Balamory on DVD. I did used to love Midnight Cowboy though!

mmm... :?

What's wrong with cripples and failed gigolo's like? I thought they made a good pairing!

'It's not my fault I'm a paki'!!!!

'Yes it fucking is'!!!!



The bloke who said the above played Rita's/Sue's Dad and was also in another classic British Film....'Riff Raff'....which Mr.Nottingham mentioned!!!!

:sweet: :sweet:

When they needed a drunk they must have just went to his local pub and offered him a few pints to take the part!!!! :sweet:

'You never do nowt!!!'

'I'm doing summat now, I'm going to fuckin bed....and if that black bastards still in 'ere when I get up.............'

Had it's time like... :cry:

He's been in all kinds, perhaps most famously in the Hamlet adverts where he played the neighbour of Russ Abbott. Crap things always happened to him, whilst cos Russ was smoking Hamlet everything was dandy in his world.

You bloody love it

And everyone knows smoking Hamlet solves everything - particularly for the Scottish degenerates in annoying photo booths

AHH films...
1. The Cruel Sea
2. Wonderful life
3. Passport to Pimlico
4. The Lavender Hill Mob.
5. Ice cold in Alex
6. The Ladykillers
7. Cromwell
8. The Titfield Thunderbolt.
9 . A Day at the Races
10. Das Boot.

Here are mine in no order

Goodfellas
Life Of Brian
Italian Job
Godfather (any of the 3)
Devils Advocate
Enemy Of The State
Scream 1
Seven
Bourne Identity and Supremacy
School Of Rock
The Shining

I' think I've got a copy of that in my 'DVD Box'!!!!

Here’s my top 12...

1. The Shawshank Redemption

2. 12 Angry Men

3. Way Out West

4. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

5. The Green Mile

6. Dawn of the Dead

7. Zulu

8. JFK

9. Shane

10. It's a Wonderful Life

11. Duck Soup

12. Dusk till Dawn

You are sooo right. Fab film. That Marisa Tomei is a hottie

i want another go because me and monkey harris seem to have the same taste in films
1. The Shawshank Redemption

2. Rin Tin Tin Saves the day

3. Blazing Saddles

4. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

5. The Green Mile

6. Patriot Games

7. Zulu

8.The Lady Killers

9. Davy Crockett and the river pirates

10.The Alamo

11.The Quiet Man

12.Cockell Shell Heroes

YOU CERTAINLY HAVE.... ....it's number 5 in your top ten, which consists of various other 'art' fillums of a 'educational' nature. I believe number 4 is 'Sauna Lesbos get it on' and number six is 'Big Jane gets a roasting' , all top flight 'art' flicks, where the dialogue is second to the action

Fensy man, School Of Rock has got to be the most stereotypical Hollywood cack I've ever seen. I only watched it 'cos I was on an plane and couldn't sleep for the foul breathed fat Dutch bounder next to me coughing clouds of halitosis over me. That was preferable to School of Rock to be honest.

Has no-one seen City of God, the Brazilian film, set in the slums and that...? it's proper brilliant, my favourite film, even though you have to read subtitles.

No, anything with subtitles is just plain gay, we rule the world, us English speaking folk, speak it, or don't make fillums for us to woch

Brilliant film, subtle writing, very funny, well produced.

Crouching Tiger was pap, now there is a cheesy hollywood chick flick if ever there was one

Yes I saw that too, am buzzing already, hope it's as good as 6

I've got loads. Care to join me?

motorcycle diaries is gud ya?



i too wanna change my list

This thread doesn’t age well.

Thought all these threads got lost?

They were all being stored in that big warehouse where the Ark of the Covenant is kept next to Indiana Jones underpants.

Looking back I love how some people just have to put some obscure film about a team of dysfunctional folk dancers who decide to breed ferrets in Kazakhstan and find true happiness. Watched by a worldwide audience of seven and picked up in a charideee shop for 10p under the “Landfill DVD’s’ label, but was actually a Betamax video.

How can nobody put Dodgeball is beyond me, still laughing 17 years later

Can't believe that not one person had 'Kes' in there..tut tut.

Mammoth melons surely deserves a mention.

Undoubtedly, but can we stick with films.

The Third Man Brighton Rock, No Orchids For Miss Blandish, Room At The Top, Get Carter, Another Mans Poison, I,m Alright Jack, Never Let Go, M{the peter lorre german version} and The Blue Dahlia.

1. The Fog (1980 original)
2. IFF
3. The Haunting (1963 original)
4. The Ghost Train (1941 Arthur Askey version)
5. Its a mad mad mad mad mad mad world
6. All At Sea 1957
7. A Clockwork orange
8. Get Carter
9. The Deerhunter
10. Deliverance

I was well chuffed when Billy Hayes escaped from that prison in Midnight Express.


Good shout for the Warriors.

In no particular order (except #1)

1. Jacob's ladder
2. The Lives of Others (Das Leben der Anderen)
3. 12 monkeys
4. The life of Brian
5. The Sixth Sense
6. Schindler's list
7. The Shawshank redemption
8. Now you see me
9. Abre los ojos (Spanish original, not the bolox with Tom Cruise Vanilla Sky)
10. La Femme Nikita (French original, not the US remake)

Bottom three (in no particular order)

-3 any/every film by Woody Allen (they're all the same)
-2. Vanilla Sky - for destroying a very good original film
-1. Moulin Rouge - the only film I have actually walked out on.

titanic, highlights of titanic, the trailor of titanic.

1- Dodgeball
2- Say it isn`t so
3- Boys in company C
4- Blazing saddles
5- Jack Reacher both films
6- Jason Bourne
7- Wind River
8- Equalizer both films
9- Man on Fire
10- Book of Eli

animated top 10

1- Up
2- Ratatouille
3- Flushed away
4- Brave
5- Frozen
6- Toy story 1-4
7- Tangled
8- Cars 1-3
9- Trolls
10 - Gnomeo & Juliet

Keep this going. I''ll have a think.

and the same film that won all awards known to man and anyone who said it was crap was thought of as a cretin by all those who never watched the thing in the first place.

I have a vision of you on your knees sorting through boxes of dvd`s, shouting to your dad, " Oi dad, this Willie bang her in the chocolate factory, was it any good"?

This made me and Dad smile.