A day in the life of.....

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36398

..... the neighbours... :laugh:

NeanderPooly;.... I'm glad he's gone...useless bounder.

Dildo69;....... Here we go, the board fookwit, why don't you welcome to the board and die eh...?

NeanderPooly;..... You welcome to the board you bender!

Dildo69;..... Come back on the board when you're as smart as me, boy.

NeanderPooly; ..... FOOK RIGHT OFF!

Dildo69; .......... bollox!!!!!!

UriahQuaker; .... We have a carvery y'know.

Superdooperdotty; ..... did I tell you about the time when I was an SAS archer at the Battle of Agincourt and got parachuted onto a nuclear submarine to capture Napoleon who it turned out was a Pools fan and a season ticket holder to boot and etc etc etc ......

Bluesierrastripesyloopisback; ...welcome to the board!

NeanderPooly; ....I fookin hate darlo me.

Pisspoorly; ...... I was talking to a bloke who said that darlo are gonna merge with Pools and move the Stadium to Longscar Rocks once the tides are sorted and call it Darlowpool.......or was it Hartington.......anyway, they've left the 'le' out.

Bluesierrastripesyloopisback; We don't want Graeme Lee back, he can welcome to the board!

Dildo69; ..... You must be the thickest, shitest poster on this board.

Neanderpooly; ....Graeme Lee...who's he like?

Speckyeyedpooly;....longscar Rocks ...that's shoite, I know a bloke who's seen the plans and its getting built on top of the power station and I know loads of stuff like but I'm telling you nowt ... NOW welcome to the board!

Dildo69; .... I AM SURROUNDED BY GORMLESS SHOITE..!!!! YOU CAN ALL welcome to the board...

Superdooperdotty; I love you Dildo.

Dildo69;..... OK you can be my mate... but the rest of you can welcome to the board

Reasonable Poolie; ...Can't we have a reasoned debate...?

ALL; .... no ...welcome to the board!!!!!!!!!!

poolpower · **Posted:** Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:14 pm

all that sounds like the crew in dibbles office deciding what the want for elevenses

the darlington sharp end of commerce

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

not the council chambers then? :-o

poolpower · **Posted:** Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:27 pm

another tory pops up i must remember to carry my gun

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:27 am

There's no such thing as the Tories any more.

They're now the 'New Cons.'

They'll promise faithfully in the run up to the election that they won't typically slash services and give tax cuts, oh no, that's Old Conservative that is, pah!! remember them??, useless dinosaurs, and then when they get voted in they'll reduce your National Insurance by 30p in the pound and tell the police to stop hiding behind trees with speed guns and walk the bloody beat!! Well three out of ten of you, the rest are in the redundancy barrel, that's if they can get them all off the sick and back in harness like. Are we reducing that sickeningly large pension and pay agreement for MPs that the old lot voted in?? Are we f uck?? Right......

Then they'll put buses on from every town and city centre to Lourdes, not planes like 'cos they're subject to green taxes (I still piss meself when I read that, Green Taxes, WTF???), because all the hospitals have fallen into disrepair and resemble 'Escape From New York', glittering with MRSA 'cos they've sacked all the cleaners so that the clipboard carriers can earn a wedge somewhere up around 70 grand, well there's reduced 'in line with inflation' budgets to manage you know, and anyway holistic healing is the new rock and roll, all the buddhists do it and there's 1.3 billion of them knocking about and you don't see them bothering the doctor with a cold do you?? Well you can't really he's out washing his Comtache with twenty pound notes from all the grant money the old admistration gave him, and it's no use blaming us, Labour did it..........

Pensioners?? Pay them what?? Out of what?? There's nowt in the pot. Who are they again?? Paid how much in their working careers?? nah!! Surely not. Haven't they all got stakeholder thingys to live on?? What?? They're piss poor and only the financial institutions made owt out of them?? Are we OK though?? Oh well fuc k 'em.....How's the student loan recuperation going?? What?? 3p in the pound??

And so on until the country sinks into the raised seas due to Global Warming.........despite the Green Taxes. Maybe they should have called them Canute Taxes, might have had more effect....... :roll:

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

Errr no PP, why is it everyone who disagrees with this government or council is a Tory in your eyes

However Being labelled a 'tory' in my book, is undoubtedly better than being a Labour sheep! :grin:

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:36 pm

that is because it is a two party system and you are one or the other
unless you waste your vote on some non de-script party of tomorrow
who will offer you utopia

put it this way i have never been a floating voter what is the point
as everyone on here says they are all as bad as each other
so offer me something different i might consider it

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:55 pm

but that is your tory opinion

and in this land of free speech you are entitled to spout your party line

and the tories wont go for PR

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:30 pm

ok personal threats
i resign

i can get that on rivals

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36398

I STARTED OF WITH A MADE UP SCRIPT .....and you two go and imitate it :roll:

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