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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:53 pm 
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Neither are the thingers! rolfl


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:22 pm 
Thongs are shite!!!! :evil: :evil:

There's nothing so scruffy/chavvy looking than a thong half way up a fat bewers back!!!! refred refred

Urgh!!!! :evil:


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:23 pm 
Lacey n Frilly French Knickers....now that is sexy!!!! :razz: :razz: :razz:


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:26 pm 
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even if "halfway up a fat bewer's back"? :shock: :laugh:


Nah....round her fat ankles!!!! :razz: :razz: :grin:


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:50 pm 
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stockings with suspenders are cushty, especially when the stockings have that black line up the back of the legs. With high heel shoes. They look even better on women, mind............ :laugh:

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'Arse pants' are far better. These are the low cut short type things which cover half the cheek at an angle. Grrr!

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Thongs are fucking mint, you can't blame thongs for the fact that fat wenches wear them with clothes that don't fit. Them shorts things (french knickers) that chicks wear are crap and tights and stockings are repulsive.


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stockings aren't replusive !


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:44 am 
Jonny wrote:
Thongs are f*** mint, you can't blame thongs for the fact that fat wenches wear them with clothes that don't fit. Them shorts things (french knickers) that chicks wear are crap and tights and stockings are repulsive.


I'm having doubts about you Jonny. First you think of me as Barrymore and now you say stockings are repulsive :shock: refyellow


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:48 pm 
I went to Greece a couple of years ago and there was this fat middle aged milk white couple, regrettably British, round the pool in thongs. She was topless an' all.

I've never seen anything so fu cking revolting in all my life before or since. If you weigh more than ten stone, they should only sell you thongs made of cheese wire. refred


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I've never seen anything so fu cking revolting in all my life before or since. If you weigh more than ten stone, they should only sell you thongs made of cheese wire. refred


So, trying to keep your weight below 10 stone cos the cheese wire is painful? :shock: :uhoh: :laugh: :grin:

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Haway lads this is a new millenium, I can't believe that Mr Dibble doesn't know what mint means and maybe stockings are just something the more mature generations apreciate. I think they look awful and are awful to touch, they just aren't right.......


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:22 pm 
i like big belly warmer knickers!










































































no I really do!!


























































as if!!!

thongs rule!!!















































Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooosers!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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thongs...... dental floss for the flaps. :roll:

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:36 pm 
last longer than chewie an all, tastier too...... :shock:


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:01 am 
Poolsrme wrote:
Pooliekev wrote:
I've never seen anything so fu cking revolting in all my life before or since. If you weigh more than ten stone, they should only sell you thongs made of cheese wire. refred


So, trying to keep your weight below 10 stone cos the cheese wire is painful? :shock: :uhoh: :laugh: :grin:


Got it in one mister!! :wink:

And if you don't the cheese wire takes care of the problem.

I can feel a patent coming on....... :sweet: :sweet:


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